【Scream】The guy I matched with on a dating app is way too weird LOL

1: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 16:55:20 ID:mAtCh001 I matched with this guy on a dating app and he's super weird, I need you guys to hear this. My specs:

• Adult, living alone in Tokyo
• Have had partners before
• Started a dating app for fun with friends (It's a certain 'Tinder' clone, matches with any gender)

2: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:05:40 ID:vM7x9023 Can't believe people actually use those apps. I'd rather die alone than meet someone from an app.

3: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:07:10 ID:zZ7y2109 Anyway, details please.

4: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:09:30 ID:mAtCh001 I only started out of curiosity too. But I caught a big fish, so listen up. Here are his specs: Account Name: K Age: 25 Job: Office worker (says Sales) Icon: A photo that looks like it was taken at a cafe. A tall, refreshing, handsome guy. Maybe I'm biased, but he looks like Sakuragi-kun from that one group. We matched three days ago. He liked me first, and when I liked back, he messaged immediately. He seemed really eager to meet, which made me wary at first, but he's hot and the conversation flow was good. I wasn't totally against it, so I suggested we talk on the phone first. He seemed really reluctant? Or rather, troubled by the suggestion. But I'm the type who needs to check the vibe through conversation, so I pushed, and he reluctantly agreed. So I called him yesterday, and man, this guy is insane lol.

5: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:11:15 ID:vM7x9023 So, what was wrong with Sakuragi-kun (lol)? I bet it's just typical female entitlement like "his voice was uglier than I expected." Even though you're the one who forced the call on someone who didn't want to.

6: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:12:40 ID:zZ7y2109 If he's in sales but hates calling, he's probably a catfish using stolen photos, or at best a socially awkward shut-in. Well, it's OP's own fault for getting baited by a face.

7: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:15:00 ID:mAtCh001 No, his voice was a super deep, handsome voice. The conversation had that smooth sales-guy tempo too lol. The problem was the guy himself, or rather, his room? During the call, there was this weird sound in the background the whole time. The moment the call connected, it was silent for the first 10 seconds, but during that time, I kept hearing this squelch... squish, squelch... sound. At first, I thought it was the AC or something, but it was definitely different. It sounded like someone was pooling a ton of saliva in their mouth and kneading it with their tongue—just really raw and disgusting. When I said, "Hello? Can you hear me?", the sound stopped instantly, and he started talking normally like, "Oh, sorry, sorry. Was it connected?" so I felt relieved for a second. But in the tiny gaps between me talking and him responding, that squelch sound would happen again. In just a split second! And it wasn't gum, it was more like... meat squirming. It's a gross comparison, but imagine someone kneading raw hamburger meat inside their mouth. If it was just that, I would've just blocked the gross eater and been done with it, but the conversation was nonsensical. After talking about hobbies and stuff, his tone suddenly changed, and he said one thing. "Hey, do you have any rice?"

8: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:17:25 ID:xF89s031 Rice? LMAOOOOOO

9: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:19:10 ID:vM7x9023 Is your match actually your mom, OP? My mom always asks if I have rice at home too.

10: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:21:40 ID:mAtCh001 I thought he meant "Do you cook for yourself?" so I just replied casually like, "Yeah, I buy the 5kg bags." Then, that gross squelch... squish... sound happened for about 3 seconds, and he said, "No. Not that. Do you have it now? In your hand, are you holding rice properly?" He was pressing me so fast lol. I was like, is this guy a rice freak? I was totally put off and answered with a half-laugh, "I'm on my bed right now, so no." Then he started pleading desperately, "Why don't you have it? Hold it right now. White rice. Hold the polished grains in your hand right now. Please, just hold it quickly." LMAO he was so desperate. It was so gross and funny I couldn't take it and tried to hang up, but then from the other side of the phone, I heard SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH!!!! It wasn't just in his mouth anymore, it sounded like his whole body was turning inside out, this incredible mastication sound. Finally, he muttered something nonsensical like, "If you don't have it, we'll end up merging," and hung up.

11: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:23:10 ID:zZ7y2109 "We'll end up merging" LMAO. Merging with what? That's terrifying lol.

12: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:24:45 ID:xF89s031 "Sounded like his whole body was turning inside out" lol. I guess extreme mouth-breathers turn into monsters...

13: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:26:30 ID:vM7x9023 So, you blocked him after that, right? I kind of wanted you to see what he looks like in real life.

14: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:28:15 ID:mAtCh001 Well, that's the thing. It was really creepy after I hung up, but then a message came on the app immediately. "Sorry for losing it earlier. I actually have severe trypanophobia (fear of needles/points), and something sharp caught my eye during the call and I panicked. About the rice, my family are rice farmers, and I have a habit of talking about home to calm down when I panic. I'm so sorry for scaring you. To make it up to you, let me treat you to something delicious tomorrow (today)." (sic) It was this incredibly polite, long apology. Seeing a hot guy be that humble made me laugh, and I figured if he's a farmer's son, maybe I can understand the rice obsession? (I can't). So I ended up agreeing to meet lol. So, I'm actually meeting him today at 6 PM! I'm on the train right now, but I couldn't get his desperation on the phone out of my head, so as a joke, I grabbed a handful of raw rice from the kitchen before I left lol. An absolute weirdo clutching rice in their left hand on the Chuo Line has been born lol. If he gets creeped out by this, I'm gonna be pissed, K-kun lol. Anyway, if he's dangerous, I'll run for my life. I'm transferring now, so I'll post again if anything happens.

15: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:30:15 ID:zZ7y2109 Some edgy 2ch user clutching rice on the Chuo Line LMAOOOO. Please don't sit next to me lol.

16: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:32:00 ID:xF89s031 The needle phobia thing sounds like such a desperate excuse lol. But I guess I get how your brain glitches when a hot guy is that humble.

17: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:34:40 ID:vM7x9023 I thought this was a troll post, but the real-time Chuo Line vibe is getting me excited. Where are you meeting? If he tries to take you to a weird alley, seriously run, OP.

18: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:38:10 ID:zZ7y2109 It's almost 6 PM, so the encounter is soon? If you shake hands with that rice-filled hand, you'll make a salted rice ball lol.

19: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:42:25 ID:jUsiki102 Wait a second. I just found this thread. OP, are you still on the train? If this is real, throw the rice away and go back home right now.

20: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:44:00 ID:vM7x9023 Well, yeah, you should probably turn back from a gross-eating rice-loving hot guy.

21: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:46:15 ID:jUsiki102 No. You're likely involved in something that isn't a laughing matter. Hey OP, there's still time, get off the train.

22: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:46:45 ID:xF89s031 Gulp...

23: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:48:10 ID:jUsiki102 At least throw the rice away. It's seriously bad. You won't make it in time.

24: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:50:25 ID:vM7x9023 A second rice maniac has appeared.

25: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:52:00 ID:jUsiki102 Just throw the rice away. Hey, does anyone have a way to contact OP?

26: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:54:40 ID:xF89s031 What do you mean? What are you panicking about?

27: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:56:15 ID:zZ7y2109 Here comes the urban legend creepypasta development lol.

28: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 17:58:00 ID:vM7x9023 What's with this guy all of a sudden?

29: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:00:10 ID:jUsiki102 Ah. So that's why it's a dating app. Because a Like was returned for a Like, it's been established. Ah, it's probably over now. Good luck out there.

30: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:02:15 ID:zZ7y2109 Wait, why did he just give up? What do you mean "Good luck"?

31: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:03:50 ID:xF89s031 By the way, it's past 6. OP, you alive?

32: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:06:00 ID:mAtCh001 I'm back lol. The rice bro is actually late, so I'm waiting in the cafe now lol. Wait, did you guys get all hyped up?

33: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:07:20 ID:vM7x9023 Update! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)! Is 29 just a troll? I don't know. He's posting nonsense.

34: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:09:05 ID:mAtCh001 Huh? 29? What is this, "established because a Like was returned"? What was established? What do you mean "it's probably over" lol. Don't scare me lol. Hey, explain yourself. I'm just a pitiful person waiting in a cafe with rice in my left hand lol.

35: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:10:40 ID:jUsiki102 I don't know anything.

36: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:12:00 ID:zZ7y2109 Huh?

37: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:13:30 ID:jUsiki102 I don't know anything. I don't want to be involved. That side gave a Like, and this side gave a Like. And you even went to meet him yourself with the rice ready. It's completely established. It's done. Sorry, but I won't write anything else. Good luck.

38: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:15:10 ID:xF89s031 Is it a trend for trolls to spam these ominous messages lately?

39: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:17:00 ID:mAtCh001 Wait, I think someone who looks like the rice bro is approaching. He's even hotter than his photo lol. I'm nervous but I'll do my best lol. I'll be back if there's an update!

40: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06 (Mon) 18:18:50 ID:xF89s031 Good luck.

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