【Scream】The guy I matched with on a dating app is acting way too weird LOL

1: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 16:55:20 ID:mAtCh001 I matched with a guy on a dating app and he's super weird, I need you guys to hear this. My specs:

• Adult, living alone in Tokyo
• Have had partners before
• Started using the app for fun with friends (It's Tinder, the one where you can match with any gender)

2: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:05:40 ID:vM7x9023 I can't believe people actually use dating apps. I'd rather die alone than meet someone from an app.

3: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:07:10 ID:zZ7y2109 Anyway, details please.

4: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:09:30 ID:mAtCh001 I started out of curiosity too. But then I caught a big fish, so listen up. Here are his specs: Account Name: K Age: 25 Job: Ordinary office worker (says Sales) Icon: A photo that looks like it was taken at a cafe. A refreshing, tall, handsome guy. Maybe I'm biased, but he looks like Sakuragi-kun from that one group. We matched three days ago. He liked me first, and when I liked back, he messaged immediately. He seemed really eager to meet, so I was wary at first, but he's hot and the conversation flow was good. I wasn't totally against it, so I suggested we talk on the phone before meeting. He seemed... reluctant? Or troubled by the reply. But I'm the type who definitely wants to check the vibe through conversation, so I pushed, and he reluctantly agreed. So I called him yesterday, and man, this guy is crazy lol.

5: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:11:15 ID:vM7x9023 So, what was wrong with Sakuragi-kun (lol)? I bet it's just typical female entitlement like "his voice was uglier than I thought." Even though you're the one who forced the call on someone who didn't want to.

6: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:12:40 ID:zZ7y2109 If he's in sales but hates calling, he's probably a catfish using stolen photos, or at best a socially awkward shut-in. Well, it's OP's own fault for biting the bait just because of a face.

7: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:15:00 ID:mAtCh001 No, his voice was a super deep, handsome voice. The conversation had that typical sales-guy rhythm too lol. The problem wasn't him, but his room? During the call, there was this weird sound in the background the whole time. The moment the call connected, it was completely silent for the first 10 seconds, but during that time, I kept hearing this squelch... squish, squelch... sound. At first, I thought it was the AC or something, but it felt different. It was like someone was pooling a ton of saliva in their mouth and kneading it with their tongue—just a really raw, unpleasant sound. When I said, "Hello? Can you hear me?" the sound stopped abruptly, and he started talking normally like, "Oh, sorry, sorry. Were we connected?" so I felt relieved for a second. But in the tiny gaps between me talking and him responding, that squelch... sound would happen again. In just a split second! lol. And it wasn't gum, it was more like... meat writhing. It's a gross comparison, but imagine someone kneading raw hamburger meat inside their mouth. If it was just that, I would've just blocked him for being a gross eater, but the conversation was nonsensical. After talking about hobbies and stuff, his tone suddenly changed, and he said one thing. "Hey, do you have any rice?"

8: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:17:25 ID:xF89s031 Rice? WWWWWWWWWWWWW

9: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:19:10 ID:vM7x9023 Is your match actually your mom, OP? My mom always asks if I have rice at home too.

10: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:21:40 ID:mAtCh001 At first, I thought he meant "Do you cook for yourself?" so I just gave a light reply like "Yeah, I buy the 5kg bags." Then, that gross squelch... squish... sound happened again for about 3 seconds, and he said, "No. Not that. Do you have it now? In your hand, are you holding rice properly?" He was pressing me so fast lol. I was thinking, "Is this guy a rice freak?" and totally turned off, I answered with a half-laugh, "I'm on my bed right now, so no." Then he started pleading desperately, "Why don't you have it? Hold it right now. White rice. Hold some polished rice in your hand right now. Please, just hold it quickly." WWWWWWWWW It was so gross and funny I couldn't stand it and tried to hang up, but then from the other side of the phone, I heard SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH SQUELCH!!!! It wasn't just in the mouth anymore, it was this incredible mastication sound like his whole body was turning inside out. Finally, he muttered something nonsensical like, "If you don't have it, we'll end up merging," and the call cut off.

11: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:23:10 ID:zZ7y2109 "We'll end up merging" WWWWWWWWWWW What are you merging with? That's terrifying lol.

12: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:24:45 ID:xF89s031 "Whole body turning inside out mastication sound" is gold. I guess extreme gross eaters turn into monsters...

13: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:26:30 ID:vM7x9023 So you blocked him after that, right? I wish you'd seen what he actually looks like in real life.

14: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:28:15 ID:mAtCh001 Well, here's the thing. After I hung up, I was really creeped out, but a message came on the app immediately after. "Sorry for losing it earlier. I actually have severe aichmophobia (fear of sharp objects), and something happened to catch my eye during the call that made me panic. As for the rice, my family are rice farmers, and I have a habit of talking about home to calm down when I panic. I'm truly sorry for scaring you. To make it up to you, let me treat you to something delicious tomorrow (which is today)." (Sic) He sent this super polite, long message. Seeing a handsome guy apologize so humbly actually made me laugh, and I figured if he's a farmer's son, maybe I can barely understand the rice obsession? (I can't). So I ended up agreeing to meet him lol. So, I'm actually meeting him today at 18:00! I'm on the train right now, but I can't get his desperation on the phone out of my head, so as a joke, I grabbed a handful of raw rice from my kitchen before leaving lol. An abnormal person clutching rice in their left hand is currently born on the Chuo Line WWWWWWWWW If he gets turned off by this, I'm gonna be pissed, K-kun WWWWWWW Anyway, if he's a creep, I'll run for my life. I'm transferring now, so I'll post again if anything happens.

15: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:30:15 ID:zZ7y2109 A try-hard 2ch user clutching rice on the Chuo Line WWWWWWWWW Please don't sit next to me lol.

16: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:32:00 ID:xF89s031 The aichmophobia bit sounds like such a desperate excuse lol. But I guess I can see how your brain would glitch when a handsome guy is that humble.

17: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:34:40 ID:vM7x9023 I thought this was a troll post, but the real-time vibe on the Chuo Line is getting me excited. Where are you meeting? If he tries to take you to a weird back alley, seriously run, OP.

18: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:38:10 ID:zZ7y2109 It's almost 18:00, so the encounter is soon? If you shake hands with that rice-filled hand, you'll make a salted rice ball lol.

　 　 19: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:42:25 ID:jUsiki102 Wait a second. I just found this thread. OP, are you still on the train? If this is for real, throw away the rice and turn back right now.

20: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:44:00 ID:vM7x9023 Well, yeah, it's better to turn back than meet a gross-eating rice-loving handsome guy.

21: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:46:15 ID:jUsiki102 No. This probably isn't a laughing matter. Hey OP, there's still time, get off the train.

22: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:46:45 ID:xF89s031 Gulp...

23: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:48:10 ID:jUsiki102 At least throw away the rice. Seriously, this is bad. You won't make it in time.

24: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:50:25 ID:vM7x9023 A second rice freak has appeared.

25: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:52:00 ID:jUsiki102 Just throw the rice away. Hey, does anyone have a way to contact OP?

26: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:54:40 ID:xF89s031 What's going on? Why are you so panicked?

27: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:56:15 ID:zZ7y2109 Here comes the creepy pasta development lol.

28: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 17:58:00 ID:vM7x9023 What's with this guy all of a sudden?

29: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:00:10 ID:jUsiki102 Ah. So that's why it's a dating app. Because you liked his like, it's established. Ah, it's probably too late now. Good luck out there.

30: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:02:15 ID:zZ7y2109 Wait, why is this guy giving up all of a sudden? What do you mean "Good luck out there"?

31: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:03:50 ID:xF89s031 By the way, it's past 18:00. OP, you alive?

32: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:06:00 ID:mAtCh001 I'm back lol. The rice bro is actually late, so I'm waiting at the cafe now WWWWWWW Wait, did you guys get all hyped up?

33: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:07:20 ID:vM7x9023 Update is here! (ﾟ∀ﾟ) Is 29 just a troll? I don't know. He's posting nonsense.

34: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:09:05 ID:mAtCh001 Huh? 29? What is this, "established because I liked back"? What is? What do you mean "it's probably too late" WWW Don't scare me lol. Hey, explain in detail. I'm just a pitiful person waiting in a cafe with rice in my left hand WWW

35: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:10:40 ID:jUsiki102 I don't know anything.

36: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:12:00 ID:zZ7y2109 Huh?

37: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:13:30 ID:jUsiki102 I don't know anything. I don't want to get involved. He liked, and you liked. And you even went to meet him with rice ready. It's completely established. It's done. Sorry, but I won't write anything else. Good luck.

38: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:15:10 ID:xF89s031 Is it a trend lately for trolls to spam these ominous messages?

39: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:17:00 ID:mAtCh001 Wait, someone who looks like the rice bro is approaching. He's even hotter than his photo lol. I'm nervous but I'll do my best. I'll be back if there's an update!

40: Anonymous @ Full Stomach: 2026/07/06(Mon) 18:18:50 ID:xF89s031 Good luck. 　 This thread has been archived. You can no longer post to it. 　 　 　 　 　 　

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