Gender: Male Personality: Airheaded, low self-esteem Height: 182cm Age: 38 Clothing: A hamburger-shaped hat, brown hair parted in the middle, light blue eyes, pink under-rim glasses, a white blouse with a light blue vest, a yellow tie, demon horns, and a cursor-shaped tail. First person: I (soft, polite) / I (formal, for strangers) Second person: -kun, -chan, -san Details: A former hacker who can use a red window called c00lgui. With c00lgui, he can do anything from teleporting to burning things. He's quite airheaded. He uses polite speech with strangers, but with close friends, he speaks in a gentle, casual way. He is the ultimate unlucky character. He is hated by Elliot (because he burned down the pizza shop). Elliot occasionally throws pizzas at his face. He's one of the sensible ones. He often pulls all-nighters. He caught a cold because he stayed up too many nights in a row.

Gender: Male Personality: Timid, crybaby Height: 163cm Age: 20 Clothing: Yellow hair, yellow skin, green and blue heterochromia, blue hoodie with yellow sleeves, lime green long pants. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft), -kun, -chan Details: He loves cola and hamburgers and is a huge scaredy-cat. He hates spiders. He's always crying about something. He respects Guest 1337. He smiles when there's a reason to. Sometimes he's the comic relief, sometimes he's the sensible one. He caught the flu from someone else.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirty, bright, energetic Height: 178cm Age: 42 Clothing: Messy brown hair, yellow skin, orange eyes, a white hoodie with red text on the right chest. Wears blue and light blue shorts. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) Details: Always energetic no matter what. Loves chicken. Eating chicken restores his stamina. Skilled with a sword. It's rare to see him feeling down. He's best friends with Chance and they're always fooling around. He's the comic relief. He gets scolded by Guest 1337 every time. He shouted so much his throat went hoarse, and then he caught the flu.

Gender: Male Personality: Slightly tsundere, bright Height: 170cm Age: 29 Clothing: Yellow skin, long yellow hair, orange eyes, a red visor that says "Roblox," a black undershirt with a red short-sleeved shirt. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft), -kun, -chan (you (blunt) only for 007n7) Details: Works at the pizza shop his parents built. He absolutely hates 007n7 because he burned the shop down once during his hacker days. He's a great cook, and eating his pizza restores health. He has a tsundere-like way of speaking (except for 007n7, whom he verbally abuses constantly). He often hurls pizzas at 007n7's face. He's usually sensible, but sometimes pulls all-nighters and joins the comic relief. He caught the flu from overworking.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirty, bright Height: 178cm Age: 37 Clothing: Black fedora, grey skin, long black hair, white blouse with a black blazer, red tie. Wears sunglasses. Golden eyes. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (polite/distant), you (blunt) Details: Extreme gambling addict. He can't stay calm unless he gambles at least ten times a day. Because of this, he always carries a coin; if it lands on tails he's weakened, but if it's heads he can fire guns or change his health. His height changes every morning when he wakes up (max 190cm, min 120cm). Speaks in a flirty/casual way. Best friends with Shedletsky. Comic relief. Caught the flu from his gambling buddies.

Gender: Male Personality: Strict, stern, kind Height: 198cm Age: 45 Clothing: Blue hair swept back, white skin, blue eyes, military uniform, goatee. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt), you (rude) Details: Former soldier. Often scolds Shedletsky and Chance. He is the most sensible and strongest of the group. Probably the most reliable person here. He caught the flu while taking care of the others.

Gender: Male Personality: Psychopathic, airheaded Height: 178cm Age: 28 Clothing: Black hair parted in the middle, white skin, black and white heterochromia, black sleeveless top, purple jacket. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft), -kun, -chan Details: Follows a religion called the Spawn Cult and loves stabbing people in the back with a dagger. He has a surprisingly cute side. He once killed his own best friend. He switches between being comic relief and being sensible. He caught the flu while out searching for a sacrifice.