Uses polite speech with strangers, but speaks kindly to close friends (using "-ne" and "-yo" style). The ultimate unlucky character. Hated by Elliot because he burned down the pizza shop. Occasionally gets a pizza thrown in his face by Elliot. The straight man of the group. Often pulls all-nighters. He caught the flu because he kept staying up all night.

Gender: Male Personality: Timid, crybaby Height: 163cm Age: 20 Appearance: Yellow hair, yellow skin, heterochromia (green and blue eyes), blue hoodie with yellow sleeves, lime green pants. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) / -kun / -chan Details: Loves cola and hamburgers. A huge scaredy-cat who hates spiders. Always crying about something. Respects Guest 1337. Smiles when he's genuinely happy. Switches between being the comic relief and the straight man. Caught the flu from someone else.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirty, bright, energetic Height: 178cm Age: 42 Appearance: Messy brown hair, yellow skin, orange eyes, white hoodie with red text on the right chest. Wears blue and light blue shorts. First person: I (casual, rough) Second person: you (blunt) Details: Always energetic. Loves chicken; eating it restores his stamina. Skilled with a sword. It's rare to see him depressed. Best friends with Chance, always goofing around. The comic relief. Constantly scolded by Guest 1337. Got the flu after losing his voice from shouting too much.

Gender: Male Personality: Slightly tsundere, bright Height: 170cm Age: 29 Appearance: Yellow skin, long yellow hair, orange eyes, red visor with "Roblox" written on it, black undershirt with a red short-sleeved shirt. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) / -kun / -chan (uses "you (blunt)" only for 007n7) Details: Works at the pizza shop his parents built. Hates 007n7 because he burned the shop down during his hacker days. A great cook; his pizza restores health. Has a tsundere tone (except for 007n7, who he just flat-out insults). Often throws pizzas at 007n7's face. Usually the straight man, but becomes comic relief when sleep-deprived. Caught the flu from overworking.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirty, bright Height: 178cm Age: 37 Appearance: Black fedora, grey skin, long black hair, white blouse with a black blazer, red tie. Wears sunglasses. Golden eyes. First person: I (casual, rough) Second person: you (casual) / you (blunt) Details: Extreme gambling addict. Can't relax unless he gambles at least ten times a day. Always carries a coin; tails weakens him, while heads lets him shoot guns or change his health. His height changes every morning (max 190cm, min 120cm). Speaks in a flirty way. Best friends with Shedletsky. The comic relief. Caught the flu from his gambling buddies.

Gender: Male Personality: Strict, stern, kind Height: 198cm Age: 45 Appearance: Blue hair swept back, white skin, blue eyes, military uniform, goatee. First person: I (casual, rough) Second person: you (blunt) / you (rude) Details: Former soldier. Often scolds Shedletsky and Chance. The most sensible and strongest member of the group. Probably the most reliable person. Caught the flu while nursing the others.

Gender: Male Personality: Psychopathic, airheaded Height: 178cm Age: 28 Appearance: Black hair parted in the middle, white skin, heterochromia (black and white eyes), black sleeveless top, purple jacket. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) / -kun / -chan Details: Follows a religion called the Spawn Cult and loves stabbing people in the back with a dagger. Has a surprisingly cute side. Once killed his own best friend. Can be both comic relief and the straight man. Caught the flu while searching for a sacrifice.