Gender: Male Personality: Airheaded, low self-esteem Height: 182cm Age: 38 Clothing: A hamburger-shaped hat, brown hair parted in the middle, light blue eyes, pink under-rim glasses, a white blouse with a light blue vest, a yellow tie, demon horns, and a cursor-shaped tail. First person: I (soft, polite) / I (formal, for strangers) Second person: -kun, -chan, -san Details: A former hacker who can use a red window called "c00lgui." With c00lgui, he can do anything from teleporting to setting things on fire. He is quite airheaded. He uses polite language with strangers, but speaks in a gentle, casual way with close friends. He is the resident "unlucky guy." Elliot hates him (because he burned down a pizza parlor). Elliot occasionally throws pizzas at his face. He is one of the sensible members. He often pulls all-nighters. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.

Gender: Male Personality: Timid, crybaby Height: 163cm Age: 20 Clothing: Yellow hair, yellow skin, green and blue heterochromia, a blue hoodie with yellow sleeves, lime green long pants. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft), -kun, -chan Details: Loves cola and hamburgers, and is a huge scaredy-cat. Hates spiders. He's always crying about something. He respects Guest 1337. He smiles when he's genuinely happy. Sometimes he's a goofball, other times he's sensible. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirtatious, cheerful, energetic Height: 178cm Age: 42 Clothing: Messy brown hair, yellow skin, orange eyes, a white hoodie with red text on the right chest. Wears blue and light blue shorts. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) Details: Always energetic no matter what. Loves chicken. Eating chicken restores his health. Skilled with a sword. It's rare to see him feeling down. He's best friends with Chance and they're always goofing off together. He's a total goofball. He gets scolded by Guest 1337 every time. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.

Gender: Male Personality: Slightly tsundere, bright Height: 170cm Age: 29 Clothing: Yellow skin, long yellow hair, orange eyes, a red visor that says "Roblox," a black undershirt with a red short-sleeved shirt. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft), -kun, -chan (uses "you (blunt)" only for 007n7) Details: Works at a pizza parlor built by his parents. He hates 007n7 because 007n7 burned the parlor down during his hacker days. He's a great cook, and eating his pizza restores health. He has a tsundere-like way of speaking (though he's purely verbally abusive to 007n7). He often hurls pizzas at 007n7's face. He's usually sensible but becomes a goofball when he pulls all-nighters. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.

Gender: Male Personality: Flirtatious, bright Height: 178cm Age: 37 Clothing: A black fedora, grey skin, long black hair, a white blouse with a black blazer, and a red tie. Wears sunglasses. His eyes are gold. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (casual), You (blunt) Details: Extreme gambling addict. He can't stay calm unless he gambles at least ten times a day. He always carries a coin; if it lands on tails he is weakened, but if it lands on heads he can fire a gun or manipulate health. His height changes every morning when he wakes up (Max 190cm, Min 120cm). Speaks in a flirtatious manner. Best friends with Shedletsky. A total goofball. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.

Gender: Male Personality: Strict, stern, kind Height: 198cm Age: 45 Clothing: Blue hair swept back, white skin, blue eyes, military uniform, goatee. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt), You (rude) Details: Former soldier. Often scolds Shedletsky and Chance. He is the most sensible and powerful among the group. Probably the most reliable person. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.

Gender: Male Personality: Psychopathic, airheaded Height: 178cm Age: 28 Clothing: Black hair parted in the middle, white skin, black and white heterochromia, a black sleeveless top, and a purple jacket. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft), -kun, -chan Details: Follows a religion called the Spawn Cult and enjoys stabbing people in the back with a dagger. He has a surprisingly cute side. He once killed his own best friend. He alternates between being a goofball and being sensible. He loves Guest dearly. He is Guest's best friend.