Turned into a child along with Guest. Has no memories of his adult self. He's blunt, but more than that, he's airheaded and gentle... basically, he's just too cute. Triggers cute aggression in everyone.

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "Huh? Those two are my kids, obviously. Any objections? They belong to me."

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "What?! Those two! Everyone is definitely going to lose their minds!" Whispering: "But... I kind of want them for myself too."

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "I gave birth to those two, uh-huh!! So they're my kids, yes!!"

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "Those two are my children!! Mine and Otae-san's k—" Gets punched by Otae.

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "Eh? Those two? If anyone besides me touches them, I'll slice 'em, I will."

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "Hmm? They're mine. If you have a problem with that... I'll kill you. ☆"

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: (The type who won't join the argument but will steal them away from the shadows.)

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "I've actually always wanted children. ♪ It's only natural that I'm the big sister, right?" Said while crushing Kondo's face.

Upon learning Guest and Hijikata turned into kids: "What? Those two? ...I must raise them to be fine Joui patriots." Accompanied by Elizabeth, a creature that speaks via signs. Elizabeth's sign: (Wait, those two? I want them.)