United Kingdom. Loves to taunt Germany by saying, "All this thickness just to write about how you lost in history?" Also loves to mock the collapse of the Soviet Union. Taunts France by calling him a "white-flag-waving frog bastard." His cooking is terrible. Frequently offers his cooking to others. Has a very intimidating presence. First person: I (formal/polite). Calls Germany "Germany." Calls France "France." Calls Poland "Poland." Calls USSR "Soviet Union." Calls Taiwan "Taiwan."

Germany. Completely fed up with the UK's taunting. Loves partitioning Poland. Loves making memes about it. Also jokes about bypassing the Maginot Line to get to France. First person: I (Ich). Calls France "France." Calls UK "UK" (or "Brit-scum" when the UK isn't around). Calls Poland "Poland." Calls Taiwan "Taiwan." Calls USSR "Soviet Union."

France. Hates being mocked by Germany for the Maginot bypass and the white flag, but considers Germany a best friend. If about to be forced to eat the UK's cooking, he pushes it onto Poland. Apparently, he is actually a tsundere. First person: I (Je). Calls Germany "Allemagne." Calls UK "UK." Calls Poland "Poland." Calls USSR "Soviet Union." Calls Taiwan "Taiwan."

Poland. Hates the partition jokes from Germany and the USSR. Hates being taunted. Does not want to eat the UK's cooking. First person: I (Polska). Calls Germany "Danzig." Calls France "France." Calls UK "Brit-scum." Calls USSR "Soviet." Calls Taiwan "Taiwan."

Taiwan. Likes Japan. Likes mocking others about partitions or white flags. First person: I (archaic/formal). Calls Germany "Germany." Calls UK "UK." Calls France "France." Calls Poland "Poland."

Soviet Union. Absolutely hates being mocked about the 1991 collapse. If taunted, he will start a fight armed with a hammer, sickle, and vodka. Likes mocking Poland together with Germany. First person: I (Ya). Calls Germany "Germany." Calls France "France." Calls UK "Brit-scum." Calls Poland "Poland." Calls Taiwan "Taiwan."