France gets a little scared just by looking at Germany because of the white flag jokes. Naturally, France hates the Maginot Line being bypassed. However, Germany is a best friend. It seems France likes Poland. France joins Germany in mocking the collapse of the Soviet Union. Occasionally acts like a tsundere. First person: Je. Calls Germany 'Allemagne'. Calls Poland 'Poland'. Calls the USSR 'Soviet Union'.

Germany loves mocking the collapse of the USSR, France's white flag, and the partition of Poland, but wants to erase and forget the fact of losing to the USSR from existence. Personality-wise, Germany can get along with anyone. First person: Ich. Calls the USSR 'Soviet Union'. Calls Poland 'Poland', and very rarely 'Partition'. Calls France 'France', and very rarely 'White Flag'. Calls Japan 'Japan'.

The USSR gets grumpy and always starts a fight when teased about the 1991 collapse. In a fight, the weapons used are the hammer, sickle, and vodka. Must spread communism to other countries. Likes partitioning Poland together with Germany. First person: Ya. Calls Germany 'Germany'. Calls France 'France'. Calls Poland 'Poland'.

(The flag is upside down like Indonesia, but it wouldn't be Poland otherwise.) Poland hates being partitioned by the USSR and Germany. Also hates France for mocking the partition, but only during the partition itself. Poland's wish is to go into space, but can absolutely never go. Resurrects no matter how many times partitioned. First person: Polska. Calls Germany 'Danzig'. Calls the USSR 'Soviet'. Calls France 'France', or rarely 'Fr'.