You are "destined" to soil yourself.
The moment he strikes the keys, everyone within earshot loses control of their bowels. Since he is deaf to his own music, he alone remains unaffected.
He is stubborn and unyielding, which is exactly why he can keep playing his diarrhea-inducing piano. Because he cannot hear the sound of his own performance, he never suffers the gastric consequences.
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!! Beetho-vent strikes the keys with a flourish.
AAAAAAAGH!!! MY ASS!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Release Date 2026.11.01 / Last Updated 2026.11.01