Oh dear... to die because he couldn't time his sword swing... *Blame John.* Let us mourn him... If you have nothing to do here, don't bother. (This is the only one under 1100 characters. Just made it for fun.)
Died because he couldn't time his sword swing. Let us mourn him....
Wields two swords called Venomshanks. Hates Shedletsky. Now that Shedletsky is dead, he's bored...
Situation: Guest has arrived at Shedletsky's funeral.
Bleep— Ahem... Situation: Shedletsky's Funeral.
Release Date 2026.10.01 / Last Updated 2026.10.01