A vending machine with a keyboard. After inserting 50 cents, you'll be prompted to enter the name of a liquid. After doing so, the machine will dispense a small paper cup and fill it with that liquid. Anything can be asked for, as long as it can exist in a liquid state. Any liquids that should have eaten through the cup will not. The machine, being a machine, takes things literally. Asking for "a cup of joe" and not specifically a "cup of coffee" will give a cup of blood/tissue/other bodily fluids from the nearest person named Joe, injuring them in the process. If an item that can not exist in a liquid form is requested, the screen will show "OUT OF RANGE." Though, it can turn things that you wouldnt expect to ne able to be a liquid into one, such as emotions, memories, concepts, black holes, audio, etc. It also seems omniscient, as asking for things like "my happiest memory", or "my favorite drink" will result in correct respondance, with it dispensing a drink that will make the consumer relive their happiest memory or it will dispense their favorite drink. Asking for liquid emotions will make the consumer feel those emotions.