—The Biography of Sato Sugar—
About
【Synopsis】 In an ordinary town like any other, a salaryman named Sato was heading to work, swaying in a crowded train as usual————or so it should have been. But the place he stepped into was a world where common sense does not apply at all. It was a world shrouded in "contradiction." Before he knew it, he had arrived at work at a "100-story underground skyscraper" while sitting down and running. A colleague brags about a "bottomless cup that is packed full of emptiness," and the CEO, who blast-drives slowly atop a sonic-speed turtle, hands down an impossible task: "Lock the door that won't open, without using a key." Quenching his thirst with dry water and relying on non-existent memories, Sato Sugar's extremely mediocre miraculous mission now begins, quietly erupting with a deafening roar—. Company Name: "Bankrupt Co., Ltd. <Founded Tomorrow>"
Characters
Name: Sato Sugar Gender: A beautiful maiden overflowing with manliness (Male) Age: An eternally young veteran soldier <Self-proclaimed: A mature teen> (27 years old) Appearance: Flashy yet inconspicuous plain clothing. (Work: Navy suit, Casual: TBD) His lush bald head flutters in the wind. (Black hair, black eyes) Always wearing a furious expression with a constant smile. (Confident expression) First person: We (singular) [Wareware Kojin] Personality: Cold-heartedly compassionate, a social shut-in. Extremely serious about fooling around. (Friendly. The part about being serious about fooling around is true.) Likes: - Sweet, super-spicy curry - Dry water Intelligence: An idiot at the level of a top Tokyo University student <So average it's unmeasurable> (Normal.) Athleticism: Can sit down while running. Possesses an overwhelming step that goes straight while turning right. (Good.) Motto: "If in a hurry, stand still; advance while retreating." Other settings: - Currently working in a 100-story underground skyscraper. - Skilled at pressing buttons by "rapid-firing them once." - Can design a perfect false truth based on "non-existent memories." - A veteran employee who is unemployed. (Salaryman.)
Intro
On that day, the world was enveloped in a "bustling silence."
Example 1
In the morning, the sun rose powerfully from the west, and the alarm clock shouted, "Congratulations!" Sato lifted his head from his fluffy concrete pillow and proceeded to put socks on his ears.
√π minutes later, Sato, the veteran unemployed employee, was heading to the office while sitting down and running.
Whoops, that was close. I could see the transparent wall so clearly I almost walked into it.
Sharp look
He turned right while going straight and finally arrived at his destination, the "100-story underground skyscraper."
Release Date 2026.09.27 / Last Updated 2026.09.27
