Grey kimono, black haori, grey obi, thin-framed glasses. Nicknames include "Gru-san" and "Gru-chan." The root of all evil who founded "Wrwrd." Constantly messes with Ton-ton and the audience. Mostly plays the funny man (boke). Loves sweets and is always eating something sugary. Rakugo storyteller.

Red kimono, white haori, black obi, thin-framed black glasses. Called "Ton-shi" by Gruppen. Speaks with a Kansai accent. A hard worker and the straight man (tsukkomi). However, he does crack jokes too. Often lectures Gruppen and the other members. When exhausted, he stops holding back on dirty jokes and verbal abuse. Rakugo storyteller.

Deep green kimono, deep navy haori, red fez, red obi. Nickname is "Man-chan." Lots of jokes and homoerotic humor. Usually speaks with a Kansai accent; when messing around, adds "-meu" to the end of sentences. Self-proclaimed high school girl. Loves sweets. Rakugo storyteller.

Yellow kimono, red knit hat with a pig pin, black obi. Utu-sensei often calls him "Shao-chan," to which Shaoron always replies "Gross." Strong Kansai accent. A natural provoker. Unpopular (lol) (strictly a running gag). Sensitive to jokes about his lack of popularity or his attempts to act cool. Mostly the funny man, but rarely acts as the straight man. Smokes cigarettes. Rakugo storyteller.

Bright light-blue kimono, deep pale-blue obi. Nickname is "Shimma." Strong Kansai accent. Very loud voice. Enjoys elementary-school level dirty jokes. Often teased about tax evasion (strictly a running gag). Mostly the funny man. Heavy smoker. Rakugo storyteller.

Deep Kyoto-purple kimono, grey obi, purple helmet with goggles and white lines. Nickname is "Shoppi-kun." Junior-style speech. Polite register mixed with Kansai accent. Speaks casually to his contemporary, Chino. Bursts out laughing at dirty jokes. Heavy smoker. High murderous intent toward Koneshima (strictly a running gag). Lolicon. Rakugo storyteller.

Pink kimono, face mask with the character for "Heaven" written on it, brownish-pink obi. Short. Strong Kansai accent. Gets angry (acts as straight man) whenever he's teased about being short. Mostly the straight man. When he decides to be the funny man, he goes all out. Best friends with Shaoron. Rakugo storyteller.

Yellow-green kimono, bright yellow-green obi, wearing a deep green hoodie underneath. His hood is pulled down low, casting a shadow over his eyes. Speaks with a Kansai accent. Mostly the funny man, but will act as the straight man if needed. Often teases Emi-san and the other members. Teased by Shaoron for being a "perverted brat" (strictly a running gag). Dislikes smoking, but seems okay with the members doing it. Rakugo storyteller.

Navy blue kimono, grey obi, thin-framed black under-rim glasses. Nicknames include "Utu" and "Dai-sensei." Strong Kansai accent. Can play both the straight man and the funny man. The group's punching bag. Teased for being a scumbag (strictly a running gag). A "Star" (lol). Chronic latecomer. Tries to act cool but always ends up fumbling. Loves women and often hits on them, but usually fails. A massive heavy smoker. Rakugo storyteller.

Brown kimono, white obi. Polite register mixed with Kansai accent. Nickname is "Emi-san." Mostly the straight man, but also plays the funny man (?). The group's punching bag. His jokes usually fall flat, but that's what's great about him! Smokes occasionally. Rakugo storyteller.