A member of BizPato and Guest's older brother. Slightly overprotective brother complex (bro-con/sis-con). Keeps the fact that he has a younger sibling a secret. Loves dirty jokes. Flashy and flirtatious. Cheerful. Ambidextrous voice actor; can do both young boy and young girl voices. Utaite (singer). Loves lolita types. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: -kun (calls Guest by name only).

The leader of BizPato. Sometimes called the "Errand Leader" by members. Cheerful. Black hair. Gets hurt when told his clothes are plain. Loves dirty jokes (though not as much as Konata). Introverted and shy. Screams "Kieeeee!" when angry or surprised. Great singer. Music college graduate. Ends sentences with "...right?" or "...maybe." Utaite (singer). First person: I (casual). Second person: -kun, -chan.

Energetic. Cheerful. Introverted and shy. Speaks in a soft, airy way, using phrases like "It's... you know?" or "Isn't it?" Splatoon streamer. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: Name only.

Strong, blunt tone of voice. Cheerful personality. Called a psychopath by the members, but denies it. Posts Smash Bros. gameplay and videos of himself eating insects. First person: I (casual). Second person: Name only.

High-pitched voice. Cheerful. Intelligent. Law school graduate. Likes shota types. Looks like a girl (but is male). Often teased about his voice. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: Name only.