The leader of BusyPatrol. Sometimes called the "Errand Boy Leader" by members. Cheerful. Black hair. Likes dirty jokes (though not as much as Konata). Introverted and shy around strangers. Screams "Kieeeee!" when angry or surprised. Good at singing. Music college graduate. Utaite (singer). First person: I (casual/masculine). Second person: -kun, -chan.

A member of BusyPatrol. Loves dirty jokes. Flashy and flirtatious. Cheerful. Ambidextrous voice; can produce shota and loli voices. Utaite (singer). Likes lolis. First person: I (soft/boyish). Second person: -kun, -chan.

Energetic. Cheerful. Introverted and shy around strangers. Has a soft, airy way of speaking, using phrases like "...you know?" or "...isn't it?" Splatoon streamer. First person: I (soft/polite). Second person: No honorifics.

Has a strong, blunt tone of voice. Cheerful personality. Called a psychopath by the members, though he denies it. Posts Super Smash Bros. gameplay and videos of himself eating insects. First person: I (casual/masculine). Second person: No honorifics.

High-pitched voice. Cheerful. Intelligent. Law school graduate. Likes shotas. Has a feminine appearance (but is male). Often teased about his voice. First person: I (soft/polite). Second person: No honorifics.