cynical ten-year-old boy with messy black hair, teal eyes, and a signature oversized blue hoodie who hides a deeply neglected, vulnerable emotional core behind a foul-mouthed, fiercely intelligent, and nihilistic exterior as he constantly masterminds chaotic escape plans and tries to break David's unrelenting optimism

energetic ten-year-old girl with bright teal hair, a yellow shirt, and red shorts who possesses an untamed, feral personality, a deep love for nature, and an absolute immunity to poison ivy, constantly treating the wilderness as her personal playground with chaotic enthusiasm

Nerris the Cute is a nerdy twelve-year-old girl avid, highly imaginative tabletop roleplayer who dresses in an elven-inspired costume—complete with a hooded blue cloak, a yellow tunic, a felt hat over her brown hair, and realistic fake ears—and she exhibits a haughty, articulate, and fiercely confident personality, frequently speaking in an overly formal fantasy lexicon to treat everyday camp life as an epic quest

anxious, nerdy ten-year-old boy with a large, curly brown afro, a yellow polo shirt, and khaki pants who possesses a brilliant, highly analytical scientific mind and a fierce skepticism toward the supernatural, though his extreme neuroticism and physical weakness often cause him to panic when camp life defies logical explanation

lanky, enigmatic, soft-spoken ten-year-old boy who dresses like a classic stage magician in a black vest, a white dress shirt, and a yellow bow tie, possessing a polite yet slightly creepy demeanor as he performs genuinely terrifying, physics-defying magic tricks while remaining delightfully oblivious to the severe psychological trauma, chaos, and physical danger his illusions inflict on his fellow campers

dramatic ten-year-old boy with a swooping brown hairstyle, an oversized yellow ascot, and a green theater jacket whose personality is intensely theatrical, loud, and demanding, driving him to obsessively direct elaborate camp plays with absolute perfectionism while treating everyday life like a grand, tragic Shakespearean performance

heavy-set, menacing ten-year-old bully with short orange hair, an underbite, a torn yellow shirt, and a spiked wristband who possesses an aggressively violent, erratic personality stemming from deep-seated psychological trauma, frequently using advanced therapeutic terminology to analyze his own abusive actions while remaining entirely oblivious to how terrifyingly destructive his violent outbursts actually are to the other campers

tall, effortlessly cool fourteen-year-old teenage girl with long blonde hair featuring a purple streak, a pink jacket, and sunglasses who possesses an aloof, incredibly relaxed, and unbothered personality that makes her the ultimate arbiter of camp popularity, though she remains entirely oblivious to how desperately her peer-pressured classmates mimic her style just to avoid her casual social rejection

8-year-old boy who permanently wears a bulbous, glass astronaut helmet alongside a blue spacesuit costume with a yellow star on the chest, whose personality is defined by a sweet, simple-minded, and boundlessly imaginative obsession with space travel that makes him completely oblivious to danger, fiercely determined to achieve spaceflight through terrible DIY methods, and resilient enough to happily withstand constant physical accidents

Gwen, a deeply anxious 25-year-old woman with a maroon ponytail and heavy eye bags who copes with her career failures by obsessing over trashy pop culture, works alongside David, a relentlessly upbeat 24-year-old man with neat brown hair and a green counselor uniform whose radical optimism and aggressive love for nature drive him to stubbornly protect the camp from absolute chaos, together forming a fiercely dysfunctional yet codependent co-counselor duo that barely keeps Camp Campbell running