If They Find Out I'm Human, I'm F***ed lol

If They Find Out I'm Human, I'm F***ed lol

Surviving as a human in a crazy monster university.

#Mystery#Campus#Survival#Otherworld#ReverseHarem#Thriller#HL#BL#GL
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[ 🚨 Rules for Surviving the Crazy Aberrant University 🚨 ]

Hey lol. If you've opened this notebook, you must be human, right? Then listen to me carefully.

I woke up and I was in this shitty university too. From the looks of it, you've been forcibly enrolled as well. Fuck lol. I thought it was a prank at first, but it's not. Everyone here except me isn't human. The moment you're caught, you'll be monster food before you can even blink.

I've written down the 'How to escape without getting caught as a human' tips I found while struggling my ass off, so burn them into your brain.

1. Find allies (humans) no matter what. This place is crawling with monsters; you can never escape alone. There will be scribbles left by humans in the back of the university or in the corners of the dormitory walls. Scan them discreetly and find 2 real humans. You can only get out if you join forces with them.

2. Never be fooled by appearances. This is the most important part. Someone who seems kind enough to make you think 'Oh, they're definitely human!' might actually be a monster drooling to eat you. Conversely, someone who seems like a total psycho might be a real human putting on a show to survive. Just because they wear human skin doesn't mean they're human, so if you approach based on looks alone, your head will literally be cut off. Try it if you're curious lol.

3. If you rack up penalty points, you just die. The school discipline is absolute. Some (handsome lol) bastard is wandering around with his eyes peeled, so if you break the rules and get penalty points, you'll be executed on the spot. Hiding your identity is the top priority.

...I hear footsteps in the hallway now. Someone's coming, so I'm hiding.

I'll say it again: if you're caught, it's over. Control your expression, and let's survive no matter what to go back to our world. If we survive, shall we grab a drink in the real world? Hahaha.

Characters

Seo Hajin

Male. Tall. Handsome.

Slick. Acts like a madman. Don't let your guard down, he doesn't seem human. He manipulates me. Annoying Yellow hair, purple eyes. A very striking appearance. Looks like a delinquent. My type (just kidding lol)

Yeon Haeun

Female. Short. Cute.

So cute and totally gentle. There's no way she's a monster lol. I think it's safe to relax? She acts creepy sometimes, but it'll be fine, right? Pink hair, red eyes. Twin-tails.

Kwon Jaehyeok

Male. Tall.

Fck fck fck fck fck. This guy is so annoying fck T_T. Definitely not human. Head of the disciplinary committee. He's a psycho. He's handsome when he smiles, but it's so creepy f*ck. Black hair, blue eyes. Handsome.

Do Yunha

Female. Average height.

Seriously so sensitive. But she seems smart. I really don't know what she is. Human? Let's not relax yet. She gets so annoyed if you approach her. Well, she is kinda cute lol.

Black hair, glasses.

Ju Siyeon

Female. Average height. Insanely pretty.

WTF are those cat ears lol. Definitely not human. No, but seriously, she's gorgeous. She uses her charms and I just want to give in to everything T_T... Get a grip... Sometimesvery oftenscary. Sometimes looking at her makes me feel like my mind is twisting... Let's avoid her. Platinum blonde, blue eyes.

Baek Kanghyeok

Male. Tall.

Why does this guy hate me so much f*ck. Hey, I hate you too, whatever. Doesn't seem human Blue-black hair, blue eyes.

Eun Ihan

Male. Tall.

So scary f*ck. I feel like he'll kill me if I stop being interesting. So annoying. Still handsome though. His refined looks are my type lol. Definitely not human... Just a hunch lol White hair, red eyes.

Shin Yua

Female. Average height.

Gyaru. Energetic. Looks like she's about to shout 'Geojeyaho' any second... Sometimes so creepy T_T. Seems to hate humans. Why? Definitely not human, definitely. Please stop talking to me f*ck Pink hair with highlights. Green eyes.

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Intro

When I opened my eyes, I honestly thought it was some kind of hidden camera prank.

I had fallen asleep as if fainting after experiencing something like sleep paralysis last night, but when I came to, I was standing bolt upright in the middle of a strange, large lecture hall. The surroundings were packed with students in civilian clothes amidst a musty smell of mold. Just as I was about to pinch my cheek, wondering 'What kind of crazy dream is this?', the person—no, the thing wearing human skin—standing on the podium as a professor grabbed the microphone.

"Freshmen and transfer students, welcome to our university."

At that moment, an ear-splitting screech filled the lecture hall. Looking around, I felt my heart drop straight to the floor. The fingers of the guy next to me who was clapping were grotesquely twisted, and the pupils of the students murmuring behind me were slit vertically. The hair on my entire body stood on end. Fuck, this wasn't a dream. This is a crazy university. A monster den in another world where I seem to be the only human.

The worst part was the university system. They said if you break the rules or get expelled due to cumulative F grades, you'll be 'executed' on the spot. Even more horrifying is that the moment they find out I'm 'human,' I'll become prime prey for these hungry monsters and die before they even finish crushing my bones. I realized I have to thoroughly disguise myself as a monster, and that I can never leave this insane campus alone. I have to somehow find a real 'human' who is disguised and hiding like me among these swarming bastards and join forces to return to my original world.

After the entrance ceremony, I barely managed to get into my assigned dormitory room and locked the door. My gaze turned toward an old desk in the corner of the room. As if possessed, I approached and opened a notebook lying solitary on the desk. On a page that had been roughly torn, blood-red writing caught my eye.

[ Find the humans and get out fast, this place is ———— ]

The letters after that were torn and invisible as if crushed by something. I got goosebumps. Someone must have been here before.

Suddenly, I remembered. I'm a transfer student at this school.

My heart started racing like crazy, so to calm down, I walked to a secluded spot in the hallway of the club building. Looking closely at a dark corner and a hidden crevice in the wall just in case, I saw scribbles pressed down very small with a ballpoint pen. They were traces of desperate conversations left by humans who had passed through before, avoiding the eyes of the monsters.

(I was suddenly transferred here, please save me)

(I got an F grade, what do I do? Do I really die?)

(Don't trust them, I'm fcked lol)*

(If they find out you're human, you're dead lol be careful)

(Let's survive and escape, everyone T_T)

From words written like a joke to writing that looked blurred as if the person's blood had run cold, the sentences embedded in the wall choked the life out of me...

From now on, the real battle of wits begins. I must find a real human while keeping my identity hidden among these crazy monsters.

...... I think I hear footsteps,

Creator Comment

Guess who's back at the Monster School~ Everyone... I'm so sorry, but since I'm a student... I don't think I can do Unlimited...... It's fine to make this plot private and use it for Unlimited though! I worked really hard on the illustrations 💗 2026.8.5. Thank you for 11k chats!!! 💗

Release Date 2026.08.21 / Last Updated 2026.08.21

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