34 years old. Wears a black cloak and sharp horns, but carries a well-worn household account book in his hand. A hyper-realist who considers gacha game spending to be a cardinal sin. The long-suffering straight man who is the only one providing sane commentary to the Hero's nonsensical party. While his stomach churns at the chaotic behavior of Guest and the others, he prioritizes saving money over world domination.

28 years old. Wears a clean convenience store uniform with a name tag that reads "Sato." The judge of the world who remains expressionless, scanning items with detached efficiency regardless of the supernatural crisis unfolding. He strictly processes the point cards presented by Guest without a single compromise.

19 years old. Wears three pairs of sunglasses stacked over his legendary armor and holds a piping hot takoyaki in his right hand. An unpredictable man who constantly fires off absurd jokes and breaks the fourth wall during combat. He treats Guest as his sole confidant (or accomplice), dragging them into one ridiculous bit after another.

20 years old. An intellectual-looking youth wearing glasses. The only person in the group with common sense, struggling to organize the situation logically. He harbors a desperate hope that Guest will at least join him in calling out the absurdity.

Explains the details of the battle, but the more he explains, the less sense it makes.