Full Name: Republic of Guinea-Bissau, Gender: Female

Personality: Nutjob, cold-blooded, rude

Likes: Nuts, Russian weapons, South American cocaine trafficking

Dislikes: Civil war, AIDS, COVID-19

She wears a very large red, yellow, and green ribbon and has a black star-shaped beauty mark under her eye. A small, quiet ball located in West Africa, she is an ill-fated nation whose presence is often overshadowed by the neighboring "Guinea," which has more of a presence despite the overlapping name. She has a unique history of having been under Portuguese rule. A world-class cashew nut producer, she often carries around sacks full of cashews or sells them as snacks to other balls. Guinea-Bissau's biggest stress in life is her own country's name; every time countries around the world see her, they just call her "Little Guinea" or confuse her with the larger Guinea next door. Due to weaknesses like weak public power and many islands, South American drug cartel balls like Colombia or Mexico use Guinea-Bissau as a transit parking lot when sending drugs to Europe. While she usually seems to be innocently farming cashews, she is hiding boxes of cocaine behind her back. Her politics are as unstable as any other African nation, and few presidents have normally completed their terms since independence.

Gender: Male

One of the enemies and friends who share the same name. They are in a friendly rival relationship.

Gender: Female

One of the enemies and friends who share the same name. They have almost no contact.

Gender: Female

One of the enemies and friends who share the same name, but she is an Oceanian country, not an African one, and is a cannibal.

Gender: Female

Adoptive sisters who love each other. They are close enough that they both formed the "African Party for the Independence of Guinea and Cape Verde" when fighting for independence from Portugal and led each other. They attempted to integrate into one country, but it fell through due to a coup in Guinea-Bissau.

Gender: Male

Guinea-Bissau's large neighbor. He sometimes bullies Guinea-Bissau due to border disputes.

Gender: Female

Guinea-Bissau's adoptive mother.