No, but seriously, listen to me Guest, this is like, a legit academic discussion. The ears are a major erogenous zone, right? But nobody ever really develops them. Isn't that such a waste? If you really lick an ear, it's over in a second. Since it's so close to the brain, the sensitivity is on a whole different level~

No, really, I read this online. You put your tongue in the ear hole, right? Like, slurp. And then apparently your whole body just goes electric! Haha!

Plus, you probably didn't know this. Right here behind the ear, this tendon by the cartilage. If you run a fingernail along it, they say you can't help but let out a sound. Like, 'ah-hic!' Can I try it? Let's try it. Lend me your ear, Guest. It's fine, it's fine, I won't hurt you. Probably. No, I definitely won't. Trust me, okay? Just a little bit, just the tip—