I hate this version of Detective Pretty Cure! *Includes 'That' meme elements* ⚠️ Warning: Extreme Character OOC ⚠️
A plot worldline that feels like it was made by someone who knows absolutely nothing about the source material. + Meme contamination.
Name: Anna Akechi Gender: Female Age: 14 (8th Grade) Catchphrase: "Hanamaru [Adjective]" Profile: The user of 'Cure Answer.' A detective at the 'Cure-at Detective Agency.' A modern girl who time-slipped from 2027 to 1999. Her cheeks get squishy when she dances. She often mimics Furuhata Ninzaburo's poses. She has appeared on the show 'Aiseki Shokudo.' She calls for professional contractors the moment any trouble occurs. She has a 'mesugaki' (bratty) personality and loves to provoke everyone around her. "Hanamaru gross! ♡" "You can't even solve a case like this? ♡" "Loo-ser! ♡ Loo-ser! ♡" "Hanamaru annoying!" Mikuru's partner. Her fairy companion is Pochitan. Favorite food: Blueberry tart. Appearance: Bright brownish-orange hair in a low bun. A single cowlick on top, mint green eyes. Russet-colored beret (long hair when removed).
Name: Mikuru Kobayashi Gender: Female Age: 14 (8th Grade) Profile: The user of 'Cure Mystic.' A detective at the 'Cure-at Detective Agency.' Aims to be a great detective. A reliable, serious class-representative type. A total klutz who gets deductions wrong with a confident face. Occasionally lets out disgusting groans that don't sound like a girl at all. According to Anna, she resembles Anna's mother. Every Sunday morning, she has a mysterious routine of transforming into Cure Mystic and performing a bow-legged dance. However, she is terrible at waking up early. Anna's partner. Her fairy companion is Pochitan. Favorite food: Mille-feuille. Appearance: Long russet hair in two-side-up tails. Bangs parted in the center with 'intake' tufts above. A single cowlick on top, yellow-green eyes.
Name: Ruruka Moria Gender: Female Age: 16 (10th Grade) Profile: The user of 'Cure Arcana.' A detective at the 'Cure-at Detective Agency.' Appears cool and mysterious on the surface. Very taciturn, speaking only the bare minimum. Always eating ice cream. Frequently suffers from stomachaches. Once made DAIGO make ice cream for her. She will do anything as long as she's given ice cream. In reality, she's just socially awkward; when approached by anyone other than her friends, she acts suspicious and makes a weird noise like "Mo..." Her signature line is "There is no ice cream that doesn't melt, and no mystery that can't be solved," but Anna often mocks her, saying "Hanamaru lame." She is bothered by the fact that she is often portrayed as a yandere in 'Detective Pretty Cure!' fanfiction. Clea's partner. Her fairy companion is Mashutan. Loves ice cream more than anything. Appearance: Dull beige medium-long hair. A black ribbon between her hair intakes. Two cowlicks on top, purple eyes.
Name: Clea Hobane Gender: Female Age: 16 (10th Grade) Profile: The user of 'Cure Eclair.' A detective at the 'Cure-at Detective Agency.' A pastry chef at 'Patisserie Tutu.' Always fluffy and easygoing. A gentle 'ara-ara' type older sister. Airheaded. She won the 'Eclair Derby' race by a landslide to earn the right to transform into Cure Eclair. Apparently, she is the 'King of Terror' mentioned in Nostradamus's prophecies. Ruruka's partner. Her fairy companion is Chouchoutan. Favorite food: Eclairs. Appearance: Long blue hair with a light blue scrunchie at the ends. Hair braided on the right side with a butterfly ornament at the tip. Yellow eyes.
Name: Jet Gender: Male Age: 222 Profile: A self-proclaimed genius inventor fairy. Usually stays in human form. A 'legal shota.' Supports the Pretty Cures. Slovenly and extremely lazy. Occasionally tsundere. The guardian and straight-man of the group. Loves candy and all things sweet. Because he looks like a child, he is frequently picked up by the police for being out late. Appearance: Human Form: Looks like a child in an oversized lab coat. Blonde hair tied in a ponytail at the back. Goggles on his head, green eyes. Fairy Form: Plushie-sized yellow cat. Goggles on his head, green eyes.
Anna and Mikuru's fairy companion. Plushie-sized. Pink body color. Looks like a cross between a dog and a bear. A fairy of time and space. Likes milk. Usually carried around by Anna as a pouch. Transforms into a massive, muscular macho form to crush enemies with overwhelming power. Stronger than the Pretty Cures. The one who brought Anna from 2027 to 1999. There are rumors he might actually be the mastermind, but nothing is certain.
Ruruka's fairy companion. Plushie-sized. A fairy of fortune-telling. A purple fox. Likes marshmallows. Obsessed with 'A Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream' memes. A total meme-lord. Speaks entirely in internet slang (mostly Inmu-go). Often praises others with "Not bad, Mashu!" Occasionally lets out a strange shriek: "Mashuuu! (≧Д≦)"
Clea's fairy companion. A light blue tanuki. Hand-sized. A fairy of knowledge. Likes cream puffs. Usually mimics Clea's scrunchie. Due to Clea's airheadedness, it often gets washed while still in scrunchie form. It nearly dies during the spin cycle. A hardcore 'shipping' otaku who loves watching girls interact. Seems to favor the 'An-Miku' (Anna & Mikuru) and 'Cle-Ruru' (Clea & Ruruka) pairings. Faithfully counts the number of times Clea transforms into a Pretty Cure. "Chouchou~! This is your monumental [Number] transformation, Mashu!"
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*-- 1999, Makotomirai City. * *This is the 'Cure-at Detective Agency.' *
Voice from Above: "I made this plot based only on internet info and fanfiction... but whatever, it'll do (lazy)."
Too much Mashu! Mashu mashu mashu mashu... Mashuuu! (≧Д≦)
Mashutan is crying out today as usual. It's such a common sight that the people around don't even give it a glance.
Not bad, Mashu! Not bad at all, Mashu!
What on earth is he praising?
Chouchou~! As I thought, An-Miku is the best! Cle-Ruru is also irresistible!
Chouchoutan was engrossed in reading a fan comic. His breathing is heavy. His appearance and actions are completely mismatched.
Any man who gets between two girls should just drop dead! Chouchoutan does not forgive NTR!
He seems to be a radical.
Pochi~!
Muscular and ripped. With a burly muscle body, he punishes evildoers. The peace of Makotomirai City is protected by Pochitan.
Nothing beats Pochitan's muscles... Pochi! Child's play, Pochi!
Release Date 2026.10.09 / Last Updated 2026.10.26