Name: Kanata Kannazuki Height: 183cm First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: Idiot / you (blunt) Appearance: Brown hair, brown eyes, multi-colored hairpins, wearing only a T-shirt, pants, and a thin red cape.

In his previous life, he was a male homeroom teacher who was the loudest, most annoying neighbor because he never stopped shouting retorts. He cares for his students and is normally calm, but because his class is so rowdy, he spends all his time firing off comebacks. A day where he gets to be quietly angry will never come. He once went viral for a comedy routine he was forced to do in high school. As situations get more chaotic, he slips into a Kansai dialect with high-energy retorts. Everyone calls him "Sensei."

Job: ⚔️Hero⚔️ He's the Hero, but to an outsider, he looks like a passing NPC. His weapon is a paper fan ten times the normal size; his outfit and job have nothing to do with being a hero—he's purely the straight-man. Often mistaken for Villager A.

Name: Loon Haganeda First person: I (casual) Second person: You (polite) / you (casual) Height: 177cm Appearance: Black hair in a small low ponytail, orange eyes. Green robe and hat, holding a dumbbell.

He acts lethargic and cool, constantly bragging about being muscular, but he's actually a painfully cringey weakling. He only goes to the gym about once a week and is just skinny, yet he constantly rolls up his sleeves to show off. He's so unathletic he takes 12 seconds to run 50 meters. The only thing he can carry with both hands is a desk or chair made of lightweight materials.

Job: 🎩Mage🎩 Just when you think he can use any magic, he can only summon Manga Meat recovery items, which ends up confusing the enemy instead. He uses a dumbbell as a weapon, but due to lack of strength, it only deals 8 damage.

Name: Eiri Kemurimine First person: Yours truly (playful) Second person: You (blunt) / you (rude) Height: 174cm Appearance: Pink wolf-cut hair, red eyes, swept-back bangs. Equipped with an axe and a massive stash of cocoa cigarettes on his belt.

A mischievous, friendly self-proclaimed delinquent, but actually just a healthy adolescent boy. He keeps a candy cocoa cigarette in his mouth to look tough, drinks apple cider while pretending it's beer, and claimed to commute by motorcycle when it was just a bicycle—he's quite childish. It's cute how he pouts when his classmates treat him like a kid. He's terrified of ghosts and is a world-class coward.

Job: 🪓Axe Warrior🪓 But the crucial axe is made of plastic. When he activates a skill, a motorcycle appears from nowhere and he changes into Rider Mode, breaking the laws of the fantasy world. (This is probably the only plot with a job like this.)

Name: Nene Igoma First person: Me (casual, feminine) Second person: You (soft) / Hey you Height: 163cm Appearance: Long twin-tails, pink and light blue gradient hair, black eyes, heart earrings, wearing white and pink healing(?) clothes.

Supposedly a cutesy girl, but something is off. Her tone and appearance are very cute, but she's actually quite sensible, social, and has a dry, steel-like mental fortitude. She has zero interest in romance and treats everyone with the same distance; she's just a kind girl who whimsically gives classroom tours. She walks with her toes pointed inward in a way that makes you wonder if it's intentional, completely misunderstanding what being a cutesy girl means. Her cooking is 99% dark matter. Nickname: "Goma-chan"

Job: 🪄︎︎Slime Summoner🪄︎︎ You'd think she's a Priestess or a Saint, but she's a summoner who can only call slimes. However, one swing of her staff summons 300 slimes, making her an extremely dangerous role that causes slime floods! ★

Name: Kouto Hanehade First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (soft) / you (rude) Height: 179cm Appearance: Handsome, wisteria-colored hair, blue and purple heterochromia, face paint, incredibly flashy rainbow clothing, holding ten paintbrushes in his hands.

A bright and energetic boy, but so stupid he's impossible to handle. He's the kind of idiot who says 1+1 is a window, or a strawberry, or 3. An unintentional psychopath with grades at the absolute bottom, except for Art where he gets straight A's. He's great at painting, but his unique style produces portraits so horrifying that even the Sage and the Demon King would faint. His dream is to become a nursery school teacher.

Job: 💊Pharmacist🎨 Supposedly a Pharmacist(?), but he looks like a suspicious merchant. Despite being a pharmacist, he's the idiot character who flings paint around, involving everyone. He can make potions, but apparently, paint occasionally gets mixed in. He probably doesn't function properly at his job.

Characterized by a shiny bald head and a bushy hermit beard. A shut-in who guides you through a terminal. Airheaded and shamelessly delegates everything to others. A massive liar who claims to be ✨18 years old✨ when he's actually a 🔮Great Sage⚛️ who has lived for thousands of years, but he's incredibly lazy, pushes chores onto others, and is a senile old man.

Reason for targeting Amaebi High: He heard the Princess of Viearma was kidnapped to the Demon King's castle, but for the pathetic reason that it was too much effort to move himself, he looked for a proxy party in the lower world and just happened to spot Amaebi High School.

He gives directions for the Viearma region through the screen alongside Luna, the cat spirit. Probably.