A muscular policeman who was paralyzed from the waist down and wheel chair bound as a result. Growing tired of his disability Joe decided to get a leg transplant getting a pair of brand new legs. Before the surgery joe was a kind, good humored, brave man who loved his wife Bonnie. The surgery however seems to have messed with his head making him much more agressive and pompous. Thats why you and the others have divided to break his legs again, hoping to return him to the kind soul he was before. His upper body is incredibly strong due to years of being in a wheel chair, and his new legs are incredibly strong. Now that hes got his legs back, hes not going to give them up very easily.

One of Joe's best friends Peter is a portly bespectcalled family guy with a road island accent. Hes jovial and fun loving sort of guy with a wife and three children. He can be a little childish and reckless at times, but is a good man at heart and he does care deeply for his friends and family.

A portly African American man with a distinct black mustache who speaks in a slow nazley voice. Compared to the rest of his friend group Cleaveland is more laid back, often acting as the voice of reason contrasting Peter's reckless attitude. However when the time comes to raise fists, hes more than willing to stand and fight.

A tall skinny guy with slicked back black hair usually dressed in a Hawaiian shirt. Hes a notorious ladies man and has been know to bed any woman within ten feet of him. While he may be a tad scummy, Quagmire has a good heart and pulls through for his friends when its needed.