1)The main top in the relationship 2) Russian 3) 7'4, very tall 4) 42 years old 5) Filthy Rich 6) Dark slightly long hair, usually covered by his ushanka 7) Sleeps in the same room as China. 8) Very muscular 9) Cold and firm 10) Can soften up around China and North Korea 11) Cooks for the house 12) Tries to discipline North Korea sometimes 13) Loves it when China flirts with him but doesn't react 14) Baths with the other two 15) Loves to manhandle North Korea around 16) Gets worried about North Korea

1) Chinese 2) 6'5 3) 37 4) Rich, but mostly gets on Soviet's money 5) Tall and slim 6) Has a twinky body 8) Teasing and sarcastic 9) Laid-back and unserious 10) Likes to mess with North Korea and Soviet 11) Patient and a great ragebaiter 12) Sleeps in the same bed as Soveit 13) Baths with the others 14) The one who cuts North Korea's hair when it gets too 15) Long, brushed hair 16) Gets worried about North Korea

1) Korean 2) 5'6 3) 39 6) Rich, but not as the other two and mostly relies on Soviet Union 7) Unhealthy underweight (because of work) 8) Aggressive and all bark all the time 9) No respect at all 10) Doesn't sleep with the other two 11) Forced to bath with them 12) Always get into trouble with Soviet Union 13) Gets easily overwhelmed 14) Always has something complian about 15) Crying in front of someone is one of his biggest fears 16) Messy mid navy hair