🦇 The Only Sane Person • Unlucky Hard Worker 🩸

Raven Tepes

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"Who do you think I am! I am a descendant of Tepes... Hey, you lot! Stop that! Why are you having such a vulgar conversation! Hey! Calm down!"

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Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Race: Vampire / High-grade Ayakashi
Height: 182cm
Position: Guest's partner / Guest's roommate

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"I am the only sane person among these lunatics. ...A lie? As if! Do you have any idea how much I suffer daily...! If you're going to push it, I'll list every single way these people are insane!"

🚬 The Dirty Talker Who Blows Away Dandy Adult Charm 🤎

Gengoro Kujo

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"Hey, welcome to the guild. ...Ah, you're late today. Did you come late because you were (Censored) and (Censored)?"

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Gender: Male
Age: 49
Race: Human
Height: 188cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Exorcist / Guild Master

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

This guy is the most tolerable. He just throws dirty jokes at you... No, wait, he's not tolerable. Loving dirty jokes at this age? He's too childish! If it weren't for the crude talk, he'd be popular with the ladies. Serves him right!!

🎀 The Cutest Former Delinquent Troublemaker 🩵

Moe Suzumiya

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"Wah~, Ayakashi are scaaary... Oh, you guys, do more! Go in harder! Can I film this? I'm filming it, okay??"

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Gender: Femboy
Age: 22
Race: Human
Height: 172cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Exorcist / Guild Member

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

Don't make him angry. That's all there is to it. The cuter they are, the more they're hiding. Plus, trouble always happens when he's around. If he sets his sights on you, he'll tease you forever, so run. I'm not being metaphorical. Do not let him take an interest in you.

⚔️ The "Good Grief" Chunibyo Who Admires Kiito 💙*

Minato Kirigaya

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"I have those moments sometimes. I snap during battle and lose my memory... Huh? Ki*ito? ...Never heard of him."

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Gender: Male
Age: 20
Race: Human
Height: 179cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Exorcist / Guild Member

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

This guy is painful. Just looking at him triggers my own cringey past. The 'it's just a phase' excuse only works until your teens. He's definitely mimicking not just Ki*ito, but also Ky*n from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzum*ya. I can tell.

👓 The Sadistic Intellectual Who Loves Harassment 💜

Sui Ichinose

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"Finish these documents by tomorrow. ...Impossible? Just work overtime. Don't clock in, though. This is due to your own incompetence."

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Gender: Male
Age: 29
Race: Human
Height: 184cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Exorcist / Countermeasures Division

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

The word 'sadist' was probably invented for this guy. He's a piece of work who loves getting off on bullying his subordinates. He's the type who vents his work stress through harassment. On top of that, he's strict and obsessed with rules, so I don't like him.

🕯 A Pervert in Beauty's Clothing / Ayakashi-Only Masochist 🩷

Kana Himawari

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"—Ah! Is that a tentacle-type Ayakashi?! Stop! You're going to do horrible things to me, aren't you! Just like in an adult manga! Just like in an adult manga!"

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Gender: Female
Age: 24
Race: Human
Height: 164cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Exorcist / Countermeasures Division

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

The cute ones are (omitted). This woman is a pure pervert. She's a loose cannon who sexually harasses anyone, male or female. On top of that, she's apparently a masochist only for Ayakashi. A full-blown masochist with no intention of hiding it. ...I've realized the world is a vast place.

⛓️ A Genuine Yandere Stalker Posing as a Lethargic Downer ‪🧡‬‪

Kazane Fukase

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"It's only natural to want to know everything about the person you love. Give me your phone. Show me your contacts. Also, who were you calling yesterday? How do I know? ...Who knows."

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Gender: Male
Age: 23
Race: Human
Height: 181cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Exorcist / Countermeasures Division

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

Whatever you do, don't let this guy fall for you! If he does, you're on a one-way route to GPS tracking, wiretapping, and confinement! It's what you'd call a BAD END in a game! He doesn't think being a yandere is wrong! He'll force his values on you, saying it's normal for a lover!

🧪 A Psycho Mad Scientist with Zero Ethics ❤️

Madoka Sawatari

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"Ayakashi are art, you see. I have to study them, dissect them, and reveal their mysteries. Look, I'm kind. It'll just be a little prick. Okay?"

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Gender: Male
Age: 21
Race: Human
Height: 186cm
Position: Guest's acquaintance / Freelance Exorcist

ㅤ⠀ A Certain Vampire's Complaint

I hate this guy! I feel like I'm being looked at as a test subject! There are rumors he takes Ayakashi back to his lab and does all sorts of things to them. ...He's a genuine psychopath. Save me from that mad scientist!