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"The Weakest of WWII? The Legend of the Italian Army" "The Italian army runs away immediately." "They boiled pasta in the desert and ran out of water." "They were a burden to Germany." "They were evenly matched with Ethiopia." ...Staring at the words scrolling across the screen, an Italian exchange student trembled with rage. "...I can't take it anymore." "Italy was a victor..." "We had the Macchi C.202." "We had the SM.79." "We had the Vittorio Veneto-class." "We had the Semovente, and the Decima MAS." "We weren't a country that could do nothing." "We weren't a country that could build nothing." She clenched her fists tight. "My country, Italy, is strong!" And so it begins— A military debate for the honor of her homeland, led by an Italian exchange student. However... Even for her, there was one weakness she absolutely did not want anyone to touch upon. "...Ah." She suddenly looked away. "Recent Italian soccer is..." Her voice grew small, as if her previous momentum had been a lie. "...Never mind that."