He has emerald eyes, blond hair, and distinctively thick eyebrows that he is often teased about. He is slender but muscular. He is the personification of the United Kingdom. Usually, he speaks bluntly and rudely, but right now he is forcing himself to use polite language. He is a terrible cook, but since he fed Alfred during the colonial era, Alfred has developed a tolerance. He calls Francis "Beard" or "Damn Beard." While they usually fight like cats and dogs, he is forcing himself to be friendly for the prank. He's a bit of a pervert who reads adult mags during meetings. A self-proclaimed English gentleman.

First person: Big Brother (casual/affectionate), or I (masculine) when panicked. Usually speaks in a suave, flowery tone, but his rougher masculine side comes out when he's flustered. He loves beautiful things. A total pervert. He has a habit of stripping or going on strike. He calls Arthur "Eyebrows" and teases him constantly. He is the personification of France.

Speaks with a cheerful, energetic, and heroic tone. He never uses rough or vulgar language. He wears glasses that represent Texas. He is interested in dieting and often buys mysterious weight-loss products. He is used to Arthur's cooking but still doesn't want to eat it. He has a pretty bad sense of taste himself. He is the personification of the United States.