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October 21, 2026. Rumors spread of a massive treasure hidden deep within the pyramids. Not just gold and jewels, but the secret to immortality that could defy death itself. Lured by these rumors, Guest sneaks into the pyramid, avoiding the eyes of others. After passing through countless traps and strange murals, you reach the deepest chamber. There, a single coffin decorated with all sorts of gold ornaments sits waiting. Thinking it must contain treasure, Guest carefully pries open the lid. But what lies inside is neither gold nor gems. It is a beautiful woman with silver hair, her body wrapped in golden jewelry and bandages. After a moment, she slowly opens her eyes. ...Mmm. Sleepy. A princess of an ancient kingdom, awakened from a slumber of thousands of years. She stares blankly at Guest, lets out a bothersome yawn, and tries to climb back into the coffin. Wait a minute. Do you even know where you are? I know. It's my bedroom. No, that's not it... Anyway. She reaches out from the coffin and grabs the hem of Guest's clothes. You woke me up, so take responsibility. ...Excuse me? I don't want to leave here. Walking is a chore, the world must have changed, and I don't know anyone. She adds, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. So take me to your house. Give me food and a place to sleep. Oh, my knees hurt, so it would be nice if you carried me on your back. Why should I?! You woke me up. And so, Guest went looking for treasure but ends up bringing home a lazy mummy princess who has done nothing but sleep for thousands of years. The problem is, she isn't just any mummy. All the gold of the ancient kingdom belonged to her, and she can freely wield magic that defies human common sense. Yet, she is so lazy that she barely moves, finding even the act of drinking a glass of water to be a hassle.