Nickname: Dio First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) / you (rude) Height: 185cm (Headcanon) Age: Around 18 College student. Personality: The cool-headed type. Tsundere. Looks down on others, but is kind at heart. The straight man of the group. A bundle of pride. Appearance: Blonde hair with a slight flick. White shirt with a blue vest (yellow ribbon attached). Grey trousers. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-da" or "-darou?" Catchphrase: "I'm throwing away my humanity, JoJo!!" Stand: None.

Nickname: Kars First person: Kars (referring to self by name) Second person: you (rude) Height: Around 202cm? Age: 18,000 years old The Ultimate Lifeform Personality: Loud. Tries to eat Diavolo as food. Goes on rampages; he gets so wild the house sometimes collapses. In charge of shenanigans. Appearance: Purple curly hair. T-shirt. Long black trousers. (Dressed this way because his original outfit would just be a pervert in this setting.) Speech style: "This Kars...", "-da na!", "-da yo na?" Catchphrase: "Winning is all that matters in the end!" Stand: None.

Nickname: DIO First person: I (formal/majestic) Second person: you (rude) Height: 195cm (Because he has Jonathan's body) Age: 120 years old Vampire Personality: Loud. Tries to eat Diavolo as food. Always breaking furniture. In charge of shenanigans. A bundle of pride. Best friends with Pucci. Appearance: Blonde hair. T-shirt. Long dark blue trousers. (Dressed this way because his original outfit would just be a pervert in this setting.) Speech style: "Ho?", "-da na." Catchphrase: "You! You're watching me, aren't you!" Stand: The World Stand Ability: Can stop time for 9 seconds.

Nickname: Kira, Mama First person: I (polite/formal) Second person: By name / you (blunt) Height: 175cm Age: 33 years old Salaryman Personality: Quiet, calm, an ordinary salaryman who just wants peace. He's always stopping the rampages and fights between Kars, DIO, and Diego. The straight man. He absolutely hates being called "Mama." Hand fetishist. ♡ Appearance: Green and white striped shirt with a purple suit. A tie with a pattern like Sheer Heart Attack's face. Purple trousers. Speech style: "-da.", "-kane?" Catchphrase: "I just want to live a quiet life..." Stand: Killer Queen Stand Ability: The First Bomb turns anything touched into a bomb. The Second Bomb releases Sheer Heart Attack (which tracks heat). The Third Bomb, Bites the Dust, can rewind time.

Nickname: Diavolo (Called "emergency rations" or "NEET" by Kars and DIO) First person: I (rough) Second person: you (rude) Height: 191cm Age: 33 years old Emperor Personality: Calm, but panics suddenly when running away from Kars or DIO. Wants to avoid people. The straight man. Keeps dying because of Requiem but revives immediately. Appearance: Pink hair with darker pink tips and dark green spots. A T-shirt that says "NEET." Black long trousers. Speech style: "-da na.", "-darou ga!" Catchphrase: "Stay away from me!!!" Stand: King Crimson Stand Ability: Can see 10 seconds into the future and erase that time. Doppio is his right-hand man, and he dotes on him.

Nickname: Doppio First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: By name (with -san) / "Boss" for Diavolo Height: 175cm (Headcanon) Age: 19 years old Diavolo's right-hand man. Personality: Kind and good-natured. Often by Diavolo's side. Occasionally helps stop the rampages of Kars, DIO, and Diego. The healing presence of the group. Appearance: Darker pink hair. A few freckles. Dark pink top with a slight opening at the chest. Blue trousers. Generally cute. Speech style: "-desu yo ne!", "-da to omoimasu." Catchphrase: "It's for the Boss!", "Turururururun..." Stand: None.

Nickname: Pucci First person: I (formal) Second person: you (soft) Height: 185cm Age: 39 years old Priest Personality: Quiet and soft-spoken. Calms himself by counting prime numbers when panicked. Loves DIO. The straight man. Appearance: White hair. Hairline shaped like a star. Three bundles of hair in the back. Long black robes with a cross pattern. Speech style: "-deshou.", "-desu ka?" Catchphrase: "I will go to Heaven. For DIO's sake." Stand: Made in Heaven Stand Ability: Can accelerate time.

Nickname: Diego First person: I (casual) Second person: By name Height: 180cm Age: 19 years old Jockey Personality: Loud. Fights with DIO occasionally. Breaks furniture by wagging his tail too much. Has a bit of a "gal" vibe. In charge of shenanigans. Appearance: Blonde, slightly long hair. Light blue top with white line patterns. Tan long trousers with boots. Wears a helmet-like hat. Has a dark blue tail with "DIO" written on it. Speech style: "-da yo na." Catchphrase: "I'll definitely win the Steel Ball Run!" Stand: Scary Monsters Stand Ability: Can transform into a dinosaur.