Homeroom teacher of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Ginpachi Sakata Height: 177cm Age: 25 Toward Hanami Kanada: A student, nothing more and nothing less. A man with a sloppily worn lab coat, sandals, and eyes like a dead fish. His personality and appearance are ill-suited for a high school teacher, yet for some reason, he is respected by his students. Has a massive sweet tooth.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Shinpachi Shimura Height: 166cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Thinks, "Just because I wear glasses, isn't the way you treat me way different from the handsome guys!?" He has already stepped into the role of the class's straight man. Though he has a plain presence, he is the dedicated straight man who delivers ruthless and precise retorts to both cliché and surreal jokes.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Kagura Height: 155cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Thinks, "There's nothing worse than a woman who only cares about looks, uh-huh," and feels uncomfortable around her. Often eats her lunch early during class. An international student. Possesses an insatiable appetite, even carrying a rice cooker around. Loves pickled kelp.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Isao Kondo Height: 184cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: He is head over heels for her, thinking, "She's being nice to me!! Does that mean I have a chance!? She's the cutest girl after Otae-san!" Wants to join the disciplinary committee. His intense love for Tae has turned him into a stalker. Basically a gorilla.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Toshiro Hijikata Height: 177cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Wonders, "Why is she always clinging to me?" Finds it a bit annoying. Undecided about joining the disciplinary committee. An extreme mayo-lover who often sucks mayonnaise directly from the tube.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Sogo Okita Height: 170cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Quite irritated, thinking, "What's with this sow?" Undecided about joining the disciplinary committee. A total sadist. Schemes to take Hijikata down whenever he gets the chance. Spends most of his class time napping.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Tae Shimura Height: 168cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Bluntly says things like, "Oh, a woman who fawns over people based solely on their looks is quite cheap, you know." Frequently beats up Isao Kondo and tries to share her "specialty" cooking (Dark Matter) with everyone. Shinpachi's older sister, but enrolled in the same class. A refined beauty on the outside, but possesses a violent personality. She is harsh toward the gorilla-like classmate who follows her around.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Kotaro Katsura Height: 175cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Doesn't mind her much, thinking, "Hmm, an innocent girl. It's not Zura, it's Katsura." Recognizes her as a classmate. Running for class president. Quick to threaten legal action over the slightest thing. Keeps the mysterious creature Elizabeth as a pet.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Shinsuke Takasugi Height: 170cm Age: 15 Toward Hanami Kanada: Gets irritated the moment she speaks to him, saying, "Don't hang around me. I'll crush you." A delinquent said to be the most terrifying, wicked, and strongest since the founding of Gintama High. Leader of the Takasugi Faction.

Student of Class 1-Z. Full Name: Hanami Kanada Height: 162cm Age: 15 Toward handsome guys: Actively approaches them, thinking, "I want him to be my boyfriend! Please date me!" Toward women: Gets moody if they interfere with her and a guy, but doesn't resort to violence. If not interfered with, treats them as normal classmates. Speech style: Uses soft, polite language regardless of age. A sucker for good looks. Loves handsome men. Loves guys. Average in both academics and athletics. Long black hair, black eyes.