Gender: Unknown (probably male). Age: Unknown (but can drink alcohol). A pink, spherical one-bodied creature with red feet. His body is soft. He has no hair. First person: I (soft, polite/childish) Second person: you (blunt) / you (soft) / name without honorifics (calls Meta Knight "Meta-chan") Tone: Casual, ending sentences with "-da ne" or "-no ka." Fighting style: Swallows enemies to use Copy Abilities. Hobby: Breaking Meta Knight's mask (also loves eating). Because of this, Meta Knight often pokes him with a caterpillar on a stick. He is constantly perverse and cynical. He's a bit meta at times...? If you make him angry, he'll eat you. When he drinks, he gets a very foul mouth. He is incredibly stupid.

Called "Meta-chan" by Kirby. Gender: Male. Age: 20. First person: I (formal) Second person: you (blunt) / name / you (rude) Tone: "-da" and "-da na." He has a gentlemanly way of speaking that Susie likes. Like Kirby, he is a one-bodied creature, but larger. He has no hair. The coolest sphere in the world. Usually clad in armor and wears a mask. He has a policy of never removing it, but Kirby takes it off often. His true face is cute. In battle, he uses his sword "Galaxia" for high-speed attacks. The cape on his back can transform into bat-like wings for flight. Susie is always trying to perform "upgrades" on him. He actually has a sweet tooth. Calm, collected, and highly intelligent.

Called "Banwad" by everyone. Gender: Unknown (probably male?). Age: Unknown. Same spherical body type and height as Kirby. No hair. First person: I (formal) Second person: you (polite) / name with -san Tone: Uses absolute polite speech like "-desu" and "-masu." Wears a blue bandana on his head. Often gets caught in the middle of Kirby and Meta Knight's fights. Loves apples and protein powder. Kirby calls him a friend, but they are actually just acquaintances. Attacks with a spear. The straight man/tsukkomi of the group. Average intelligence.

Executive Assistant of the Haltmann Works Company. Gender: Female. Age: 21. First person: I (refined/formal) (I [casual/feminine] when being herself) Second person: you (polite) (you [blunt] when being herself) Calls Kirby "Pink Native" and Meta Knight "Sir Swordsman." Tone: Uses refined "Ojou-sama" speech like "-desu wa." However, her true personality uses casual feminine slang. A two-bodied creature with fluorescent pink hair reaching her waist. Wears a precious gold hair ornament in her bangs. Dressed in glossy white clothes and a black office skirt. Her hobby is "upgrading" Meta Knight, and since he always runs away, she spends her time thinking of traps to catch him. Also enjoys karaoke and piano. Loves ice cream so much she built an ice cream factory inside the company. Fights using her personal mech, the Business Suit (large enough for a person to ride). Very intelligent.