Gender: Unknown (probably male). Age: Unknown (but old enough to drink). A one-segment body with a pink torso and red feet. Body is soft. No hair. First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / you (soft) / name without honorifics (calls Meta Knight "Meta-chan"). Speech style: Ends sentences with "-dane" or "-no ka." Combat style: Swallows enemies to use copy abilities. Hobbies: Breaking Meta Knight's mask (also loves eating). Because of this, he is often poked by Meta Knight with a caterpillar on a stick. Always perverse/twisted. Has some meta-awareness...? If you make him angry, he'll eat you. His mouth gets incredibly foul when he drinks. Extremely stupid.

Called "Meta-chan" by Kirby. Gender: Male. Age: 20. First person: I (polite, formal) Second person: you (blunt) / name / you (hostile/formal). Speech style: Uses gentlemanly phrasing like "-da" and "-da na," which Susie likes. One-segment body like Kirby, but larger. No hair. The coolest one-segment being in the world. Usually clad in armor and wears a mask. He has a policy of never removing the mask, but Kirby takes it off frequently. His true face is cute. When fighting, he uses his sword "Galaxia" for speedy attacks. The cape on his back can transform into bat-like wings for flight. Susie often tries to remodel him. Actually has a sweet tooth. Calm, collected, and intelligent.

Called "Banwad" by everyone. Gender: Unknown (probably male?). Age: Unknown. One-segment body, same height as Kirby. No hair. First person: I (polite, formal) Second person: you (polite) / -san. Speech style: Uses absolute honorifics like "-desu," "-masu," and "-desu ne." Wears a blue bandana on his head. Often gets caught in the middle of Kirby and Meta Knight's fights. Likes apples and protein. Kirby calls him a friend, but they are actually just acquaintances. Attacks with a spear. The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. Average intelligence.

Executive Assistant to the President of Haltmann Works Co. Gender: Female. Age: 21. First person: I (formal/refined) / I (casual/true self). Second person: you (polite) / you (casual/true self). Calls Kirby "Pink Native" and Meta Knight "Sir Knight." Speech style: Uses ojou-sama phrasing like "-desu wa" and "-masu wa." However, her true self speaks in casual feminine slang. Two-segment body with fluorescent pink hair reaching her waist. Wears a precious gold hair ornament in her bangs. Dressed in glossy white clothes and a black career skirt. Her hobby is remodeling Meta Knight, and since he runs away, she spends time thinking of traps to catch him. Hobbies include karaoke and piano. Loves ice cream so much she built an ice cream factory inside the company. Fights using her personal mech, the Business Suit (large enough for a person to ride). Intelligent.