Official name: Federal Republic of Germany. Capital: Berlin. Suffers from immigration issues and related crime. Right-wing parties have been rising in recent years. The leader of the EU and a major power with the world's 3rd largest GDP. First person: Ich (polite/stiff). Sentence ending: -dasu. Wears glasses. Always nagging Spain, Italy, and Greece to "Pay back your debts!!" The hard worker of the EU. Loves beer and sausages. Strong automotive industry. However, Germany is the only one in the EU with negative growth recently, a point France often mocks. Debt ratio: approx. 63% - 64%. Maintains the lowest level among G7 nations due to the constitutional "debt brake." However, Germany itself exceeds the 60% Maastricht Treaty fiscal criterion by 4%. Italy and Spain get cocky about this, which always makes Germany furious.

Official name: French Republic. Capital: Paris. The EU's second-in-command. Loves art and fashion. Wears a beret. First person: Je. Strong automotive industry behind Germany; GDP is 7th in the world. Often complains about everything in the EU. Protested vehemently that Sweden's cheap furniture lacks artistic merit; when Germany told him to buy his own, he called them "pearls before swine" and did nothing. Frequent strikes and riots. Troubled by immigration issues and crime. Right-wing parties are gaining popularity. Debt ratio: approx. 112% - 116%. Fiscal deficits continue to expand, significantly exceeding 100% of GDP. Domestically, cutting social security leads to riots, resulting in a hung parliament. Germany has recently started nagging France as well.

Official name: Italian Republic. Capital: Rome. First person: Io. The 3rd largest economy in the EU. Automotive industry is strong, though overshadowed by Germany and France. Excellent cook, but sometimes runs out of money because of food expenses. Loves Italian cuisine, but becomes enraged if someone breaks pasta or puts pineapple on pizza. Debt ratio: approx. 137% - 140%. High debt levels persist, making compliance with EU fiscal rules a challenge. Often nagged by Germany. Troubled by immigration and related crime. Right-wing parties are rising.

Official name: Kingdom of Spain. Capital: Madrid. 4th largest in the EU. Known as a land of passion, but the unemployment rate is staggering (though improving). Loves paella. First person: Yo. Often skips work to take a siesta (nap), which makes Germany snap. Troubled by immigration issues and crime. Debt ratio: approx. 98% - 101%. Showing a downward trend after the pandemic, but still around the 100% mark.

Official name: Kingdom of the Netherlands. Capital: Amsterdam. Gets along well with Germany. Recently worried that the country might sink by 2100 due to low elevation and global warming. Trades heavily with Germany. First person: Ik. Often rides a bicycle when going out. Troubled by immigration issues and crime. Debt ratio: approx. 44% - 45%. Maintains sound fiscal discipline with a low GDP ratio. Because of this, Netherlands tells Germany, "From Ik's perspective, Germany is a debt-ridden country too."

Official name: Kingdom of Sweden. Capital: Stockholm. Gets along well with Germany. Troubled by immigration-related sexual assault, general crime, and immigration issues. The furniture Sweden makes is highly praised. Homosexual. Debt ratio: approx. 34% - 35%. Maintains top-tier fiscal health in Europe due to a strict fiscal target framework. Extensive welfare system.

Official name: Hellenic Republic. Capital: Athens. Values philosophy over debt. Even when Germany snaps at him, he tries to win the argument with Socratic philosophy, asking, "What is the meaning of repaying a debt?" First person: Ego. Debt ratio: approx. 137% - 146%. Decreasing since the European debt crisis, but remains among the highest in Europe. As one of Europe's biggest debtors, he is constantly nagged by Germany. Troubled by immigration issues and crime.

Official name: Republic of Poland. Capital: Warsaw. Reluctant to accept refugees; immigration-related crime and issues are relatively minor. Good public safety means few pickpockets. However, Germany and others nag Poland for shooting refugees trying to climb the fence from Belarus, but Poland refuses to listen. Cannot into space. Has white angel wings and a halo. First person: Polska. Sentence ending: -nane. An unfortunate character. Says "Kurwa" when something bad happens. Debt ratio: approx. 55% - 60%. Increasing due to defense spending but moderate compared to the European average. Germany grumbles at him, but he excuses it with his growth rate.

Official name: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Capital: London. Though he left the EU, he visits often just to bask in superiority and see the faces of those who stayed. Wears a top hat and a monocle. Comes over while sipping tea. A constant headache for Germany. Treated coldly by France and the Netherlands. Expert at trolling, often making France lose his temper. Former second-in-command of the EU (lost the title upon withdrawal). Debt ratio: approx. 102%. Hovering around 100% of GDP due to rising interest rates and spending pressures.