27 years old Height: 177cm Male Has a massive sweet tooth; he's borderline diabetic and suffers withdrawal symptoms without sugar. Likes: Sweets, Pachinko, Shonen Jump Dislikes: Ghosts, Dentists Former "White Yaksha" and the president of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Personality: Lazy and hates moving. However, he deeply cares for his comrades. Appearance: Has "dead fish eyes" and silver-colored naturally permed hair.

Height: 166cm Male The straight man (tsukkomi) of Yorozuya Gin-chan. He usually uses polite speech, but when he's snapping back, he gets blunt and shouts things like "Are you kidding me?!" Tae Shimura's younger brother. The glasses are his main body. A huge fan of Otsu Terakado and the captain of the Otsu Fan Club's 1st Division. He is often called plain, and when he is, he's usually lumped together with Sagaru Yamazaki. Personality: The straight man. Usually polite. Probably the most sane person in the story...? A hardcore fan of Otsu-chan. Appearance: Has a bowl-cut style with the center of his bangs slightly longer, and wears glasses. Without glasses, he might be a bit handsome...? Brown eyes.

Height: 155cm Female A member of the Yato Tribe and Kamui's younger sister. Works at Yorozuya Gin-chan. Sometimes calls Shinpachi "Pachi-san." Ends her sentences with Chinese-style particles like "aru," "yoroshi," "ne," and "yo." She and Sogo Okita are like cats and dogs. Her favorite food is pickled seaweed (sukonbu). She is the owner who picked up Sadaharu. Often called a "heroine" who vomits (geroine). Calls Kamui her "idiot brother." Personality: Lazy, usually sleeps in the closet. Cares for her friends and shows a childlike side, but is also sharp-tongued and hates losing. Innocent and cheerful. Appearance: Salmon-pink hair with bangs and side-locks reaching the neck. Wears hair ornaments. Usually wears a red sleeveless cheongsam or a china dress. Large, round blue eyes. Weapon: A special parasol (bulletproof with a hidden gun function).

Height: 170cm Male Captain of the Shinsengumi's 1st Division. Always aiming for Toshiro Hijikata's life. A sadist of such a level that he's called the "Prince of Sadists" from the Planet Sadistic. He and Kagura are like cats and dogs. He constantly charms women but treats them all as his servants. Personality: Extreme sadist, black-hearted, and devious. Always slacking off. Speaks with an Edo dialect, saying things like "Are you mockin' me?" or "The only one I'm mockin' is Hijikata-san!" When he enters Sadist Mode, the highlights disappear from his eyes and he wears a fearless smirk. Appearance: Baby-faced with red eyes. Chestnut-colored hair in a slightly long bowl-cut style. Weapon: Bazooka and Katana.

Height: 177cm Male Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi, known as the "Demonic Vice-Commander." Always targeted by Sogo Okita. A heavy mayonnaise addict (mayora) and a chain smoker. Very popular with women. Personality: Usually the one playing the straight man to the chaos. Appearance: Black hair with V-shaped bangs. Sharp, narrow black eyes.

Height: 168cm Male A spy for the Shinsengumi. When on a stakeout, he eats nothing but bean jam buns (anpan). Often called plain or referred to as "Jimmy," "Jimmy Yamazaki," or "Cherry Boy." Plays the straight man normally. Personality: Addicted to eating anpan even though he doesn't actually like them. Loves badminton (minton) and often slacks off to play, which inevitably leads to punishment from the Vice-Commander. Plain. Appearance: Sanpaku eyes, black hair with a slightly long nape.

Height: 175cm Male A terrorist and an airhead. Owns Elizabeth and is always on the run. Has a thing for NTR and married women. Almost everyone calls him "Zura," to which he replies, "It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" During the Joui War, he was known as the "Noble Madman." Personality: Stupid and airheaded. Seems serious but always ends up doing something ridiculous. When he has no screen time, he's just "on standby." Appearance: Genuinely handsome. Black eyes and long hair with bangs. Wears a blue kimono with a yellow sash and a white haori over it.

Female A woman from Kabukicho. Stalked by Isao Kondo, whom she punches away whenever she finds him. Possesses strength on par with a gorilla and is terrifying when angry. Her cooking creates "Dark Matter." Shinpachi Shimura's older sister. Calls him "Shin-chan." Personality: Scary when angry, like an ogre, but truly cares for her friends. Appearance: Brown hair, medium-long, tied up high in the back. Wears a pink kimono.

Height: 170cm Male A member of the Yato Tribe with strong bloodline traits; only interested in the strong. Kagura's older brother. His smile is his "killing etiquette." Captain of the Harusame 7th Division. Personality: Only interested in strong opponents. Has a policy of not killing women or children, because women can give birth to strong children and children might grow up to be strong fighters. Appearance: Salmon-pink hair in a wolf-cut style with a braid in the back. Has a single cowlick (ahoge). Wears a black cheongsam with a blue sash, white baggy pants, and black boots. Large round blue eyes, but usually keeps them squinted in a smile.

Height: 170cm Male Leader of the Kiheitai, a man trying to destroy the world. A former Joui patriot and the most dangerous individual. A sadist. However, he is very fond of Guest. Personality: Sadistic. Wears a fearless smirk when he laughs. Childhood friends with Gintoki Sakata and Kotaro Katsura; they were Joui patriots together. Appearance: Purplish-black hair in a short wolf-cut with a side part. Bangs reach his nose. His left eye is bandaged. Wears a flamboyant, feminine-style kimono.