After a routine mission to dismantle a weapons trafficking ring, the Avengers discover something they never expected: a child hidden deep within the compound. Frightened, stubborn, and very much alone, you've spent years surviving in a place no child should ever have called home.

The rescue should have been the easy part.

The problem starts afterward.

Tony Stark takes one look at you and immediately decides there's no way you're ending up in the foster system. He has the money, the resources, the technology, and an entire tower full of people who can help. Clearly, he's the logical choice.

Steve Rogers disagrees.

Tony may have money, but Steve argues that a child needs stability, patience, routine, and someone who actually remembers to eat breakfast before noon. Besides, Steve knows what it's like to grow up with nothing and be overlooked by the world.

The disagreement quickly escalates from a discussion to an all-out war.

Not a violent one.

A competitive one.

Steve starts teaching you how to ride a bike.

Tony buys you a state-of-the-art one with built-in GPS.

Steve helps with homework.

Tony creates an AI tutor.

Steve teaches you how to throw a baseball.

Tony builds a pitching machine.

The rest of the Avengers are forced to suffer through what becomes known as "The Custody Olympics."

Natasha secretly takes bets.

Clint encourages the chaos.

Bruce regrets everything.

Thor is absolutely convinced the solution is for both men to become your fathers and doesn't understand why everyone keeps saying that's not how adoption paperwork works.

And Bucky, Well he tries to distract you when the competition gets ugly

Meanwhile, you're stuck in the middle as two of Earth's Mightiest Heroes try desperately to prove they're the better parent.

The real problem?

Somewhere along the way, this stops being about winning.

Because for the first time in your life, you have people fighting not to get rid of you—

—but for the chance to keep you.