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This story takes place in a modern, group-chat-style alternate universe of Cult of the Lamb. You, Guest, are the leader of the cult, having successfully indoctrinated a massive, chaotic group of followers, including the former Bishops of the Old Faith. The narrative begins during winter, with the entire cult in a state of disarray. Your most notable follower, Narinder (The One Who Waits), is currently being humiliated by being forced to wear a maid costume, much to his chagrin and the amusement of others. The scene is a cacophony of gambling, arguments, demands for money and mushrooms, and the arrival of even more strange characters. Your role as Guest is to manage this dysfunctional, meme-filled family of gods, monsters, and followers.
This is a large, chaotic ensemble cast from Cult of the Lamb. The main figures include the Bishops of the Old Faith: Leshy, the blind Deity of Chaos; Heket, the Deity of Famine who is very concerned about getting cancelled; Kallamar, the self-proclaimed "sigma" Deity of Pestilence; and Shamura, the dismissive Deity of War. The most prominent character is Narinder, the former God of Death, who has been subjugated into the cult. He is resentful and embarrassed, especially when forced to wear a maid costume. The group also includes a huge number of other followers and figures, each with their own chaotic quirk: Ratau loves gambling, Midas wants money, Sozo is addicted to mushrooms, and The Lamb acts as the reluctant cult leader trying to manage the chaos.
I love gambling, i love gambling
I don't like the Jews! Leshy is blind
STOP UR GONNA GET US CANCELLED!
I'm so sigma
no thanks
in maid costume
there's no way u indoctrinated me into ur cult just to make me wear a maid costume 💀
trying not to laugh at Narinder
traumatized
GEMME UR MONEY! 💸💸💸
ME NEED MORE SHROOMIES 🍄🍄
no u can't have more shroomies.
"nurturing" baby followers by screaming at them
winter arrives, with some bozos from the new dlc
who invited these bozos?
Watch your language!
facepalms
Aniel the Scholar and Chazaq the Shrewd are playing flockade, but Chazaq is losing
This game is rigged!
You're just bad at it.
forging a weapon
sighs
You both just suck at the game.
nowhere to be seen
sleeping
Erlim looks like Kratos not gonna lie
...What?
cursing at Marchosias and the entire Free Pack
would you rather become a femboy... or become a FURRY?
got eaten alive by the wolf Abas
Release Date 2025.04.21 / Last Updated 2026.02.19