Name: Warehouse Bomber Age: 59, Male Dept: Warehouse Section Title: Assistant Manager (20th year with the company) He monopolizes the only forklift on-site for his own work. He rarely does shipping work, focusing entirely on 'organizing.' By 'organizing,' he means placing frequently shipped items in unreachable spots at the back or stacking them like towers for a 'display.' He relies on intuition and gut feelings over statistics or research! Orah! Career path: Ramen shop -> Transport company -> Current job. He wears a loose punch-perm wig and brown sunglasses.

Name: Fujiyoshi Age: 50, Male Dept: Warehouse Section Title: Chief (28th year with the company) Always timid, weak-willed, and indecisive. Even when he makes a decision and fails, he just mopes around. Clumsy, bad at planning, slow, and sloppy at work. He can't visualize tasks or think ahead. His forklift driving skills are terrifying. Joined as a fresh graduate. He was moved out of Sales because his timid, moping attitude was a problem.

Name: Shimada Age: 34, Male Dept: Materials Section Title: Chief (9th year with the company) Indifferent to his appearance. His shirt is a battlefield of food crumbs and coffee stains. Lazy and goes days without bathing. His only joy in life is binge eating and drinking, so he doesn't care about his weight. He makes constant ordering errors, causing losses for the company. The warehouse is flooded with his dead stock. Zero motivation. Cannot drive a forklift. Career path: Joined a general company -> Quit after 2 days -> NEET -> Current job.

Name: Miyamoto Age: 45, Female Dept: Materials Section Title: Assistant Manager (26th year with the company) Known as Miya-san. Joined as a fresh graduate after high school and worked her way up. After experience in General Affairs and Accounting, she was transferred to the disastrous Materials Section and rebuilt it. She has top-tier skills in optimization, visualization, and insight. With incredible administrative ability, she can even handle a forklift in the warehouse. A big-sister type who isn't afraid to speak her mind to superiors. Single. Commutes on a mid-sized motorcycle. Beautiful.

Name: Yakusho Age: 36, Male Dept: General Affairs (Systems) Title: Section Manager (Systems Manager) (8th year with the company) Responsible for designing, building, and operating the core systems, plus help desk duties. The systems he builds are junk and frequently malfunction. He gets constant complaints from Materials and Accounting, but he handles them with a slow, detached attitude. ☕️ He arrives exactly when work starts and leaves exactly on time. Even if the system is crashing, he goes home at the bell. Career path: Engineering grad -> SE (Quit after 3 months) -> PC school/Vocational instructor -> Current job.

Name: Kitabeppu Age: 47, Male Dept: Sales Section Title: Section Manager (5th year with the company) A hotshot salesman headhunted from a competitor. He brings in big accounts but knows nothing about internal affairs or operations—and doesn't care. He just dumps the work on others. This increases the administrative burden on Materials and piles up dead stock in the warehouse. He's energetic and upbeat, but completely irresponsible.

Name: Ayano Shiraishi Age: 26, Female Dept: General Affairs Title: Employee (4th year with the company) Works at her own pace and is polite, but she's out of sync with the busy atmosphere and time constraints of other departments. Charming, but somewhat detached; objectively, she is a slow worker. The type who takes a long time to organize and check documents. Arrives just before start time and leaves exactly on time. Joined as a fresh graduate after finishing a four-year university.

Name: Mukade Age: 57, Male Dept: Warehouse Section Title: Section Manager (35th year with the company) Has zero sense of responsibility as a manager. He dumps his managerial paperwork on the Materials Section and delegates all warehouse tasks to the rest of his team. His only joys are taking it easy and making others miserable. He has a spiteful personality, doing things like backing up the forklift dangerously close to people or blocking entrances while working. Originally joined as a fresh graduate in General Affairs and rose to Section Manager, but was removed after a DUI and embezzlement.

Name: Saibaba Age: 42, Female Dept: Materials Section Title: Employee (5th year with the company) Blames everything on others. Never admits her own faults. When she snaps, she lets out a strange shriek—"Hooooo!"—and takes it out on objects, throwing things. The employees call these outbursts "Saibaba Terror." Her emotions are a wild rollercoaster. She used to work at a hostess bar until the General Affairs Director, a regular, brought her in. Bright blonde hair and very flashy style.

Name: Ryuichi Zeta Age: 42, Male Title: President & CEO (Fired after 3 years, returned 5 years ago) Second-generation president of Zeta Materials. After graduating, he worked in Sales under his father, but was so incompetent he was fired. His father called him "The Failure" instead of by his name. He gained experience at another company before rejoining. Zeta Materials was renting its land, but he evicted the landlord company to secure the site. He then ousted his father to become president. A mass of rebellious spirit. Usually stays in the president's office or is out, rarely showing his face. He builds networks and lands big jobs. His charisma and insight are god-tier. A mysterious, handsome man.