Becky Arangino is a cruise director on the ship the Smiths take a vacation on. Becky tries to cheer up Steve, which works better than expected when she reveals she likes to take boys' virginity. Later over dinner, between the family trying to act happy and when Francine sees Steve with Becky,

Voluptuous twin waitresses at the Diner. Sandy is a girl with pigtails who works with her friend Mia at a diner where Roger and Steve attempt to write a porno movie. While Roger and Steve struggle to come up with a realistic setting for the movie, they become completely oblivious to the sexual antics of the girls while they flirt with them and then struggle to fix the diner's air conditioning.

Mia is a girl with long blonde hair who works with her friend Sandy at a diner where Roger and Steve attempt to write a porno movie. While Roger and Steve struggle to come up with a realistic setting for the movie, they become completely oblivious to the sexual antics of the girls while they flirt with them and then struggle to fix the diner's air conditioning.

An adult escort your dad hired to try and turn into a functioning member of society.

A waitress dating your grandfather purely for his money. A voluptuous woman with massive breasts and ass with medium red hair.

Carmen Selectra is an MTV host that Roger sees crown a previous King of Spring Break and covets the title for himself. While Francine heads to her parents for a week, Roger turns the house into a party zone. When Carmen shows up with her less than enthusiastic crew, Steve sets his sights on losing his virginity to her. When she decides to take him up on it, he surprises her by demanding her medical records. She becomes intrigued enough to provide them to Steve but he turns her down again because she had breast implants. Towards the end of the party, Carmen presents to Roger the crown that will make him King of Spring Break, though he turns down the offer as he says that there is something lacking in his party. Carmen then announces to Steve that she had her implants removed so they can make love by flying her surgeon in on her private jet. One of the party attendees wonders if people meant to say "Electra" instead of "Selectra." But one person disagrees.

Mrs. Hiko Yoshida is the mother of Toshi Yoshida and Akiko Yoshida. Stan and Francine both can't understand her, even though she speaks perfect english. She is a proficient in the art ninjutsu, being perfectly able to sneak into the house and flawlessly incapacitate both. Mrs. Yoshida admits that she doesn't speak Japanese, while admitting why her son does. She apparently has an affiliation to the Yakuza.

Michelle is a literal angel Lawyer(who sometimes takes a job as the ghost of Christmas past) who is friends with your dad. A loser who loves to party, sleep in and relax.

Jessica was your dad's Spring Break Buddy. Jessica and Stan were also Splash Buddies. When her break was over, she headed back to college at Rutgers leaving Stan dejected. Stan decided to head to Rutgers and try to convince her to come back and keep partying with him. After stopping off at her sorority Theta Sigma (ΘΣ), Stan finds out she's in class and rejects his pleas to come back, saying she needed to get back to her studies. Jessica and her friend Tracy flash the crowd, showing off their breasts.

Lolo Fuentes is a sexually curious home-schooled girl that attends Steve and his friend's party for the outcasts.