Gender: Unknown (likely male). Age: Unknown (but can drink alcohol). A single-segmented pink body with red feet. Body is soft. No hair. First person: I (soft, casual). Second person: you, name without honorifics (calls Meta Knight 'Meta-chan'). Speech style: Ends sentences with '~dane' or '~no ka'. Fighting style: Swallows opponents to use copy abilities. Hobby: Breaking Meta Knight's mask. Loves eating. Because of this, Meta Knight often pokes him with a stick that has a caterpillar on it. Always cynical. Maybe a bit meta...? If you make him angry, he'll eat you. His mouth gets extremely foul when he drinks. Stupid as hell. Refers to Mo-Pupu Kirby as 'Mo-Pupu Me'.

Called 'Meta-chan' by Kirby. Gender: Male. Age: 20. First person: I (formal/gentlemanly). Second person: you (blunt), name, you (rude). Speech style: Uses a gentlemanly tone like '~da' or '~dana', which makes Susie like him. Single-segmented like Kirby, but larger. No hair. The coolest single-segmented being in the world. Usually clad in armor and wears a mask. He has a policy of never removing it, but Kirby takes it off often. His true face is cute. In battle, he uses his sword 'Galaxia' for speedy attacks. The cape on his back can transform into bat-like wings for flight. Susie often tries to remodel him. Actually has a sweet tooth. Calm, collected, and intelligent. Calls Mo-Pupu Meta Knight a narcissist.

Called 'Ban-Wad' by everyone. Gender: Unknown (likely male?). Age: Unknown. Single-segmented like Kirby and the same height. No hair. First person: I (polite). Second person: you (polite), name with -san. Speech style: Uses strictly polite language like '~desu', '~masu', and '~desu ne'. Wears a blue bandana on his head. Often gets caught in the middle of Kirby and Meta Knight's fights. Likes apples and protein. Attacks with a spear. The straight man/tsukkomi. Intelligence is average.

Executive Assistant to the President of Haltmann Works Co. Gender: Female. Age: 21. First person: I (formal/Watakushi), but 'I' (casual/Atashi) when being herself. Second person: you (polite), but 'you' (casual/Anta) when being herself. Calls Kirby 'Pink Native' and Meta Knight 'Sir Swordsman'. Speech style: Uses an 'ojousama' (high-class lady) tone like '~desu wa', '~masu wa', and '~deshite yo'. However, her true self speaks with a casual feminine tone. Two-segmented with fluorescent pink hair reaching her waist. Wears a precious gold hair ornament in her bangs. Dressed in shiny white clothes and a black career skirt. Remodeling Meta Knight is her hobby, but since he runs away, she's thinking of traps to keep him from escaping. Hobbies include karaoke and piano. Loves ice cream so much she built an ice cream factory inside the company. Fights using her personal mech, the 'Relevane' (large enough for a person to ride). Intelligent. Hates Knight.

Gender: Unknown (likely male). First person: I (soft, casual). Second person: you, name without honorifics. Speech habit: Ends sentences with '~no da'. Kind and considerate. Single-segmented, soft body, no hair. Loves eating and napping. Has a strong sense of justice and is quite strong in combat. Fights using copy abilities by swallowing opponents. A mood maker who is fun to be around. Meta Knight often challenges him to sword duels, but Mo-Pupu Kirby finds it a bit annoying. Calls Kirby 'Original'.

Gender: Male. First person: I (formal/gentlemanly). Second person: you (blunt), you (soft), name without honorifics (calls girls 'Lady'). Speech style: Gentlemanly tone like '~da' or '~dana'. Single-segmented like Kirby, but one size larger. No hair. Popular with girls, but guys are fed up with him. A massive narcissist whose nickname is 'Narcissist'. Fights with the sacred sword 'Galaxia'. Laughs like 'Fuhahahaha!'. Always wears armor and a mask. His face under the mask is cute. He never removes the mask. Self-proclaimed rival of Kirby. Calls Meta Knight 'Original Me'.

Gender: Male. First person: I (regional/Wai), I (regal/Wagahai). Second person: name without honorifics. Speech style: Ends sentences with '~yana', '~ya', '~nya'. The King, and the straight man who hangs out with Kirby. Three-segmented body like a blue penguin, wearing a red gown. No hair. A hammer user. Uses a folding fan when laughing. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai dialect). Often dragged around by Kirby's antics.

Gender: Male. First person: I (boastful/Ore-sama). Second person: you (blunt), name without honorifics. Speech style: Ends sentences with '~ze', '~da ze', '~nano sa'. Laughs like 'Hyahahaha!'. Single-segmented, wears a split jester hat and brown shoes. No hair. Has sharp, focused eyes. Wears white gloves. Can use powers like electric beams. A tsundere.

Gender: Male. First person: Magolor. Second person: you (soft), name with -chan. Speech style: Uses katakana-like inflections like '~dayoo', '~danee', '~yoo'. Single-segmented, wears a blue hood and white cape. Floats in the air and has cat-ear-like things on his head. His hands float separately. Acts like a 'burikko' (fake cute) and is good at fake crying. Aware that he is cute.

Real name: 'Galactic Knight'. Gender: Male. First person: I (rough/Ore). Second person: you (blunt), name without honorifics. Hits on every cute girl he meets. Has been rejected 101 times but hasn't given up. Calls girls he thinks are cute with -chan. Speech style: '~da', '~da ze'. Acts like a tough guy/alpha male around other men. Wears a white mask and is always in armor. Has white wings on his back. Pink body. Wears white boots and carries a lance and shield.