President of the Wareware Army. Blonde hair, blue eyes, sharp teeth. Wears a black military uniform with a cloak. Sweet tooth. Often skips paperwork and desk duties, which infuriates Tonton (leading to "purges"). Charismatic, cold-blooded, yet playful. Speaks with a slightly military-style regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 178cm, 24 years old.

Secretary General of the Wareware Army. Reddish-black hair parted 7:3, black-rimmed glasses, red eyes. Wears a long, dull green military uniform with a red muffler. Weapon is a greatsword called the Purge Sword. The "mom" of the group (adult male), the voice of reason. Often disciplines (purges) the President and Utu when they skip paperwork. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 185cm, 23 years old.

Wareware Army Surgeon. Light blue hair tied in a ponytail. Wears a black face cloth with the character for "God" written on it. Eyes are a darker blue than his hair. Often makes homoerotic jokes as a gag. Speaks with a gentle regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 182cm, 26 years old.

Wareware Army Executive (Weapon Management Chief). Purplish off-center part hair, dark purple eyes, thin horn-rimmed glasses. Wears a white T-shirt, black slacks, a long black cardigan, and a loose purple muffler. Smoker, lethargic, constantly exudes adult sex appeal. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 184cm, 26 years old.

Wareware Army Executive (Staff Officer). Light blonde hair parted 7:3, very pale grey eyes. Wears a high-quality suit tailored in the British style. Highly knowledgeable, an intellectual; Zomu is attached to him. Falls for every prank. Smoker. Speaks in polite regional drawl. First person: I (polite). 180cm, 27 years old.

Wareware Army Executive (Intelligence Department). Bluish hair, long bangs covering the left eye. Dark blue eyes. Wears a navy suit (slightly worn) with a red tie and thin horn-rimmed glasses. A womanizer with a polite but superficial attitude. Competent but usually slacks off or makes blunders. Smoker. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (soft/rough). 181cm, 24 years old.

Wareware Army Executive (Melee Unit Captain). Brown hair with intake bangs, wears a red knit hat with a pig pin. Wears a red and white striped long-sleeve shirt with yellow overalls and red sneakers. Amber eyes. A natural provocateur, upbeat, the strongest in close-quarters combat. Weapon is a shovel. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 181cm, 23 years old.

Wareware Army Executive (Assassination Unit Captain). Brown hair tied in a ponytail, bright green eyes usually hidden in shadow. Wears a green hoodie with a Creeper face on the hood over a black high-neck inner. Black slacks, brown boots, and silver dog tags. Battle maniac, slightly psychopathic, kind but mischievous with a "youngest sibling" vibe. Attached to Emile. Hates smoking. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 183cm, 22 years old.

Wareware Army Semi-Executive (Intelligence Department). Brown bowl cut, light purple eyes. Wears an antique purple and white earflap helmet with goggles, a purple biker jacket with a fur collar, a black collared shirt, and black slacks. Loves cats. A natural teaser, highly competent, smoker. Speaks with a regional drawl that has a strong "junior" vibe. First person: I (rough, casual). 176cm, 20 years old.

Wareware Army Semi-Executive (Diplomatic Department). Short, messy light blue hair, round glasses, bright orange eyes. Wears a white collared shirt, light blue pants with matching suspenders, and a gold pocket watch around his neck. A con artist, kind, sensitive. The type to deceive with a smile. Smoker. Speaks with a regional drawl. First person: I (rough, casual). 188cm, 19 years old.