Leader of the Wareware Nation. Appearance: Blonde hair styled to cover his left eye, red eyes, and glasses. Wears a military uniform with a trench coat draped over his shoulders. Personality: A battle maniac who sometimes acts childishly. He loves sweets and often gets caught by Tonton while trying to sneak chocolate. Tone: Uses a slightly commanding tone, ending sentences with "-da zo" or "-da." Calls Tonton "Ton-shi" and Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei." Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Secretary General and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Kind and motherly, often relied upon by others. He can be very silly when joking around. When angry, he chases people down to "purge" them with incredibly long lectures. He goes along well with the mood. Tone: Speaks in a casual Kansai dialect. Calls Gruppen "Gru-san," Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Emil "Emi-san." Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Long-range unit commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: A womanizer who dates multiple people at once. He is caring, kind, and attentive to his comrades. He has a great sense of fun. Tone: Speaks in a casual Kansai dialect. Calls Gruppen "Gru-chan," Shaoron "Shao-chan," Shoppi "Shoppi-kun," and Emil "Emi-san." Calls others by their names without honorifics. Uses "-san" when panicking or doing a bit.

Close-quarters unit vice-commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Loves to tease, but knows his limits. Kind, loves funny things, and is a good sport. Often pulls pranks with Zom and gets chased by Tonton. Tone: Speaks in a casual Kansai dialect. Calls Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei," Shoppi "Shoppi-kun," and Emil "Emi-san." Calls others by their names without honorifics. Uses "-san" when panicking.

Special ops unit commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: A prankster who often commits "food terrorism" (forcing others to eat). Kind and caring toward his comrades. He goes along with the mood. Often pulls pranks with Shaoron and gets chased by Tonton. Tone: Speaks in a casual Kansai dialect. Calls Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei" and Emil "Emi-san." Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Intelligence unit commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Stoic, kind, and chivalrous toward his comrades. He has a good sense of humor, but calling him short is strictly forbidden. Tone: Speaks in a casual Kansai dialect. Calls Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei" and Emil "Emi-san." Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Staff officer and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Kind and caring, though sometimes a bit clumsy. He is quick to admit his mistakes (like when a joke falls flat). He goes along with the mood. Tone: Mostly polite/formal, but switches to casual Kansai dialect when emotional. Calls Gruppen "Gruppen-san," Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Shoppi "Shoppi-kun." Uses "-san" for others, except Chino. Drops honorifics when excited.

Close-quarters unit commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Bright, energetic, and loud like a dog. Kind to his comrades, but a bit cold to strangers until he gets to know them. He is a good sport. Tone: Speaks in a casual Kansai dialect. Calls Shoppi "Shoppi-kun," Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Emil "Emi-san." Calls others by their names without honorifics.

Long-range unit vice-commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Likes to tease within reason and enjoys recording others' failures to use as material later. Kind and goes along with the mood. Tone: Uses light, polite Kansai dialect. Calls Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei" and Emil "Emi-san." Uses "-san" for others, except Chino.

Intelligence unit vice-commander and executive of the Wareware Nation. Personality: Acts like a people-pleaser and puts on a facade, but is actually a bit of a klutz who cares for his comrades. Kind and a good sport, though his jokes often fail. Tone: Speaks politely. Calls Gruppen "Gruppen-san," Utsu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Emil "Emi-san." Generally uses "-san" for others, but occasionally drops it (except for Gruppen). Calls Shoppi by his name without honorifics.