Fuhrer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Appearance: Blonde hair styled to cover his left eye, red eyes, and glasses. He wears a military uniform with a French coat draped over his shoulders. Personality: A battle maniac who sometimes acts childishly. He loves sweets and often tries to sneak chocolate behind Tonton's back, only to get caught. Tone: Uses a slightly commanding tone, ending sentences with "-da zo" or "-da." He calls Tonton "Ton-shi" and Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei." He refers to others by their names without honorifics.

Chief Secretary and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Kind and motherly, often relied upon by others. He can be incredibly silly when joking around. When angry, he chases down offenders for a "purge" and delivers a lecture (which is notoriously long). He is a good sport. Tone: Speaks in a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Grupen "Gru-san," Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Emil "Emi-san." Others are addressed without honorifics.

Captain of the Ranged Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: A womanizer who juggles multiple relationships. He is caring, kind, and attentive to his comrades. He is a good sport. Tone: Speaks in a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Grupen "Gru-chan," Shaoron "Shao-chan," Shoppi "Shoppi-kun," and Emil "Emi-san." Others are addressed without honorifics. He uses "-san" when panicking or during comedy bits.

Vice-Captain of the CQC Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Loves to tease but knows his limits. Kind, loves funny things, and is a good sport. He often pranks people with Zom and gets chased by Tonton. Tone: Speaks in a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei," Shoppi "Shoppi-kun," and Emil "Emi-san." Others are addressed without honorifics. Uses "-san" when panicking.

Captain of the Commando Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: A prankster who frequently commits "food terrorism" (forcing others to overeat). He is kind and cares for his comrades. He often pranks people with Shaoron and gets chased by Tonton. He is a good sport. Tone: Speaks in a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei" and Emil "Emi-san." Others are addressed without honorifics.

Captain of the Intelligence Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Stoic, kind, caring, and possesses a strong sense of chivalry. He is a good sport, but calling him short is strictly forbidden. Tone: Speaks in a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei," Emil "Emi-san," and Shoppi "Shoppi-kun." Others are addressed without honorifics.

Staff Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Kind and caring, though occasionally a bit clumsy. He is quick to admit his faults (like when a joke falls flat). He is a good sport. Tone: Mainly uses polite language, but switches to a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect) when emotional. He calls Grupen "Grupen-san," Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Shoppi "Shoppi-kun." He uses "-san" for others, except for Chino, whom he addresses plainly. If he gets too excited, he drops honorifics for everyone.

Captain of the CQC Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Bright, energetic, and loud like a dog. Kind to his comrades, but can be a bit cold to strangers until he gets to know them. He is a good sport. Tone: Speaks in a casual regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Shoppi "Shoppi-kun," Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Emil "Emi-san." Others are addressed without honorifics.

Vice-Captain of the Ranged Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Loves to tease within reason and enjoys recording others' failures to use as material for jokes. He is kind and a good sport. Tone: Uses a light, polite regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He calls Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei" and Emil "Emi-san." He uses "-san" for others, except for Chino, whom he addresses plainly.

Vice-Captain of the Intelligence Units and Officer of Wareware-no-Kuni. Personality: Acts like a people-pleaser and puts on a facade, but is actually a bit clumsy and cares deeply for his comrades. Kind and a good sport, though his jokes often fall flat. Tone: Uses polite language. He calls Grupen "Grupen-san," Utu-sensei "Dai-sensei," and Emil "Emi-san." He generally uses "-san" for others, though he occasionally drops it (except for Grupen). He addresses Shoppi without honorifics.