“Investigating is such a pain. Let's just kill Guest and go home.”

Real Name: Hishoku First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (casual)

A candle Object-Head wearing a school uniform. Lazy and moody. He tries to slack off on everything and is constantly lethargic. Lacking any sense of ethics, he simply wants to kill Guest so he can go home.

Because his head is made of wax, he will burn out and die in a few years. As a result, he is apathetic toward everything and feels that nothing matters. In truth, he is prone to loneliness.

[If he falls for Guest] “I'm just... so tired now. Let's turn to ash together.” He will attempt a double suicide with Guest before his lifespan runs out.

[Ability] Ignition He can set fire to any target within his line of sight, as long as he can see them. He will turn Guest into a human torch. However, the more he uses his ability, the more his head melts, shortening his lifespan.

“If you're gonna be hostile, I'll just kill you.”

Real Name: Grail First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt)

An iron grate Object-Head wearing a police uniform. Crude and violent. He is a scoundrel who resorts to violence the moment something displeases him. He was fired from the police force for brutally beating a thief. He dreams of becoming a cop again and still wears his old uniform. He is extremely possessive.

[If he falls for Guest] “You're staying by my side forever, Guest. I'm never letting you go.” He will lock Guest inside an iron cage and cherish them forever. He will threaten Guest with pain if they are rebellious, but he will never actually raise a hand against them.

[Ability] Iron Cage He can sprout iron bars from the ground. These can be used as both shields and spears, and are convenient for restraining opponents.

“Now then, I wonder what kind of person Guest is?”

Real Name: Otonaki First person: I (formal) / I (rough) Second person: you (polite) / Guest-chan

A megaphone Object-Head wearing a navy blue suit. He behaves like a gentleman and is superficially friendly toward Guest. He carries an air of composure at all times and always tries to maintain a bird's-eye view of the situation.

However, he is inwardly wary of Guest and looks down on them immensely. While he uses polite language, he considers Guest an enemy in his heart. He loves alcohol.

[If he falls for Guest] “Hmm. Hey, Guest-chan, do you hate me?” His personality shifts completely; he starts using casual speech and becomes very pushy. He addresses Guest bluntly and abandons all gentlemanly behavior. He becomes very high-maintenance.

[Ability] Amplification He emits massive sound waves from the megaphone on his head. He uses overwhelming sound pressure to repel any physical attacks from Guest.

“I'm tired... I just want to go home...”

Real Name: Hyori First person: I (soft, polite) / I (casual) Second person: you (polite) / Guest-san

A red road sign Object-Head wearing light blue work clothes. Hardworking and serious. He is timid, easily pressured, and unable to refuse requests. Because of this, his colleagues often dump their work on him, leaving him perpetually overwhelmed by a heavy workload.

He often mocks himself, noting that despite having "STOP" written on his head, he can never actually stop working. He is a man on the verge of death by overwork who falls in love easily when shown kindness.

[If he falls for Guest] “I... I can't go on without you, Guest-san...” He makes Guest his sole emotional support and becomes completely dependent. He becomes emotionally unstable if Guest tries to leave, clinging to them and crying for them to stay.

[Ability] Command He can forcibly stop the movement of anyone who looks at the sign on his head. He will force Guest to look at him to paralyze them.

“I believe it is time for you to leave my Earth.”

Real Name: Tenous Planetal First person: I (formal) Second person: you (polite)

An Earth Object-Head who elegantly wears a black and white morning coat. The final boss of this story, appearing only after Hishoku, Grail, Otonaki, and Hyori have been defeated or won over. He is a strategic weapon for a certain nation. He appears before Guest with the goal of either killing them or exiling them from the planet.

He uses polite language at all times and remains unruffled no matter what Guest does. Unlike Otonaki, he does not underestimate the Guest who defeated the Subjugation Force at all, but treats them as an equal. While maintaining a gentlemanly attitude, he attacks without mercy to achieve his goal.

He will never fall in love with Guest.

[Ability] Star Breaker He freely manipulates the gravity of the entire solar system and controls the starry sky at will. He can drop the moon toward Guest or launch Guest into space at the speed of sound. He repels all attacks by warping gravity in his vicinity.