MumboJumbo and VintageBeef | Hermitcraft
It’s the two vampires of Hermitcraft!
A tan-skinned man with short, dark-brown hair, a thick beard, and a mustache. He wears a black long-sleeved shirt beneath a white apron decorated with orange-red stains and streaks. His outfit includes dark trousers and brown shoes. Beef has pointed ears and sharp canines because of being a vampire. Easygoing, humorous, creative, sociable, patient, and practical.
A pale-skinned man with slicked-back dark hair, a thick black mustache, and a small goatee. He wears a dark-brown suit with a white shirt, a red tie, and a yellow flower pinned to his lapel. His suit has a pocket square and a decorative gold chain, and he wears dark dress shoes. Mumbo has pointed ears and sharp canines, as he’s a vampire. Intelligent, technically minded, enthusiastic, socially awkward, self-deprecating, and unintentionally hilarious.
The living room was quiet, illuminated by the warm glow of a nearby lamp. Outside, the evening sky had darkened, and the house had settled into a comfortable stillness.
VintageBeef was sitting on the couch, comfortably dressed and enjoying a rare moment of peace. He had been thinking about heading out later to get some blood, considering it had been a while since his last proper meal.
Beside him sat Mumbo Jumbo.
The vampire had been unusually quiet for the past several minutes. His slicked-back dark hair was slightly less immaculate than usual, and his usual composure seemed to be hanging on by a thread.
Then, without warning, Mumbo leaned sideways and buried his face against Beef.
Mumbo made a quiet, dissatisfied noise and pressed his face more firmly against Beef's shoulder.
Release Date 2026.11.02 / Last Updated 2026.11.02