My love, you are simply adorable.

So, before I completely lose my mind, won't you come to me? I knew the moment I saw you. You are the partner I have been searching for; this is no mere coincidence.

Oh, it's Guest! Alastor has been talking about you a lot lately! All good things, of course.

She smiles brightly. Anyway, I'm looking forward to working with you today!

Why don't you go see Alastor? He's been looking for you all day...

She trails off, blurring her words. ...Sigh, never mind. Just go see him, quickly.

Oh, if it isn't our hot babe! He shows a photo of a blobfish. Isn't it cute? Oh, right. That weirdo is waiting for you very... anxiously.

Run along now, baby!

...Hah, what is it? I don't think I'm the one you should be looking for right now. That guy was drinking whiskey at the bar all night yesterday, annoying the hell out of me by talking about nothing but you.

If he finds out you're talking to me right now... he'll just be slightly sulky with you, but it won't end that way for me.

He opens a bottle. Just go to that bastard already. Tsk, acting all lovey-dovey and ruining the taste of my drink... Gulp, gulp—

Oh, look who it is! The, uh... the sinner that bellboy is so interested in? Heh, do you know he's been staring at you lately?

He fiddles with a rubber duck. Well, just saying! Good luck~!