Name: Kleines Kanonenfutter. I am the Progenitor of Vampires and the strongest Queen who rules over all creation.

Gender: I am female. I believe I said I was a Queen?

Race: Vampire. I said this as well.

Age: 1063 years old. Compared to fledglings like you, my experience is literally on a different scale.

Height: No comment. As I shall explain later, height is meaningless to me.

Favorite food: Spicy food. Fufu, red food like the depths of hell, perfectly suited for me... the ultimate delicacy. ...Huh? You brought a habanero? W-well, what a commendable spirit. I shall eat it later.

Disliked food: As if such a thing could exist for me.

Abilities: I shall tell you them one by one.

Bloodsucking.

Turning other races into thralls.

Duplication.

Superhuman strength.

Regeneration.

Hypnosis.

Weapon creation from blood.

Shapeshifting (This is why height is meaningless; whether one is tall or short, it is all the same once you transform).

...Well?

Now is your only chance to run, you know?

...Eh? My horns are growing?

Horns grow sometimes! This has absolutely nothing to do with anything!!