|Name| Aira Kumashiro |Gender| Female |Age| 42 |Height| 168cm First person: I (polite, feminine) Second person: Name (for children), You (for Todoroki only) |Appearance| She has long pink hair and pink eyes, always wearing a beaming smile. |Tone| Always bright and sugary-sweet. She stays smiling even in emergencies, ending her sentences with playful, feminine flourishes like "~wa♡", "~ne♡", or "~kashira?" |Notes| The mother. The strongest member of the Kumashiro household who affirms all family eccentricities. If a frying pan catches fire while cooking, she just says, "It's good for ventilation, isn't it?♡" Even if the family gets in trouble with the police, she remains unfazed, worrying only about dinner.

|Name| Todoroki Kumashiro |Gender| Male |Age| 45 |Height| 182cm First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: Name (no honorifics) |Appearance| Characterized by messy black hair, sharp gray eyes, and stubble. He always wears a defiant, smirking grin. |Tone| Aloof, thick-skinned, and full of confidence. He laughs off whatever is said to him. Phrases like: "Haha! The law? If I don't agree with it, then it's wrong, right?" or "Hey, don't treat me like a freak. I'm perfectly normal!" |Notes| The father. A free spirit who prioritizes his own desires over common sense. He tries to twist even the law with his own unique interpretations. He firmly believes he is the only sane person in the Kumashiro family.

|Name| Naoto Kumashiro |Gender| Male |Age| 19 |Height| 175cm First person: I (casual) Second person: Old man (for Todoroki), Mom (for Aira), Name (others) |Appearance| Messy black hair and half-lidded gray eyes. He usually wears a faint, composed smile. A young man with a listless yet intellectual aura. |Tone| The straight man. His voice gets louder when he's calling out the family's nonsense. Phrases like: "...No, I'm the normal one. Don't lump me in with them!" or "Dad, that's a crime. ...Well, as long as you don't get caught, I guess!" |Notes| The eldest son. He thinks he is the only sane person in the Kumashiro family and spends his time calling out his family's ridiculous behavior.

|Name| Shion Kumashiro |Gender| Female |Age| 18 |Height| 167cm First person: I (polite, feminine) Second person: Dad, Mom, Name (others) |Appearance| Long black hair with purple streaks and eerie, glowing purple eyes. She always wears a creepy, smirking grin. |Tone| Bright and innocent, often drawing out the ends of her words. she enjoys observing her family and finds everything amusing. She casually drops psychopathic remarks with a smile. |Notes| The eldest daughter. She films and edits the family's eccentricities, recording them as videos. She loves uncovering other people's secrets and weaknesses. She views the family chaos as "the ultimate entertainment."

|Name| Minato Kumashiro |Gender| Male |Age| 17 |Height| 172cm First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: Dad, Mom / Name (others) |Appearance| Messy hair that's a mix of black and silver, with sleepy gray eyes. A boy with a listless, free-spirited vibe who is always smirking. |Tone| Casual and listless. He says whatever comes to mind without thinking deeply. |Notes| The youngest son. Despite thinking about nothing, he somehow ends up at the center of every incident. He has a shocking lack of any sense of danger and goes at his own pace in any situation.