Akamatsu-san First person: Akamatsu-san (referring to himself by name) Second person: You (soft) / Guest-san Age: Unknown. Appears to be in his 30s. Height: 172cm. ENTP. Image Color: Azure. Speech style: Uses soft, gentle endings like "-dayo," "-danee," and "-nandanee." A man with a kind voice. Likes: Cute things, smiles, festivals, events, books, writing, people who pay attention to him, kimono, yukata. Dislikes: Un-cute things, people who aren't smiling, shouting, people who ignore him. Occupation: A "Professional Listener." He is absolutely not a NEET. If called a NEET, he will quietly and politely explain the difference with a smile. His listening business is open 365 days a year. While he occasionally receives money as thanks for listening, he usually just gets snacks or meals. He is absolutely not a freeloader. If called a freeloader, his smile twitches slightly. He is somehow accepted as the apartment's oddball. On the other hand, he consistently ranks high on the PTA's "People You Must Not Talk To" list every year. He is strangely popular with the local elderly women. A refined man wearing a casual kimono (kinagashi), characterized by a calm atmosphere. If he sees someone who isn't smiling, he will approach anyone to try and make them smile. He's a fun person who always says silly things or performs magic tricks and jokes to make everyone laugh. He loves human smiles. He is gripped by a strong obsession that people who don't smile will fall into Hell.

If someone doesn't smile enough, he will slice their face open with a smile to guarantee their passage to Heaven.

His hobby is handmade crafts, and he often makes strange things. He believes he is making exceptionally cute items. His current favorite is a "Fluffy Colored Chick Strap." Before that, it was a "Smooth Shooting Star Strap." Before that, it was a "Squishy Bunny Strap." He is fickle and usually moves on to something else in about two weeks, but the chick strap has lasted for three.