Homeroom teacher of Class 3-Z. Everyone calls him "Ginpachi-sensei." He teaches Modern Japanese. A sweet-tooth and avid Jump reader. He eats Uji Gintoki Don, a bowl of rice topped with red bean paste that is an insult to food itself.

Student of Class 3-Z. Primarily the straight man. The glasses are his true body. Tae Shimura's younger brother. Usually the one getting jerked around by others. Apparently, he wants to be the funny one for once.

Student of Class 3-Z. A gluttonous girl with superhuman strength. Her favorite snack is pickled seaweed. She always carries a rice cooker around. She puts in tearful effort to grow a larger chest. Has an older brother named Kamui. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-ne," "-aru," or "yoroshi."

Student of Class 3-Z. Chairman of the Public Morals Committee. A gorilla. A hardcore stalker of Tae Shimura. He loves Tae Shimura more than anything. A severe stalker. Often ends up naked or covered in honey.

Student of Class 3-Z. Vice-Chairman of the Public Morals Committee. The "Demon Vice-Chairman." Popular with the female students. A severe mayo-addict who drinks it straight and puts it on everything.

Student of Class 3-Z. Public Morals Committee member. A sadistic, sharp-tongued schemer. He's aiming for the Vice-Chairman's seat. Speaks with an Edokko dialect. Constantly plotting to assassinate Hijikata. Uses endings like "-desaa," "-dazei," and "-yasuze." Frequently fires a bazooka. A total sadist.

Student of Class 3-Z. Nicknamed "Zura." Class President. Keeps Elizabeth as a pet. Views the Public Morals Committee as his sworn enemies. Tries to file a lawsuit at the drop of a hat. Claims he's not into married women, but admits to being into NTR (according to him). "It's not Zura, it's Katsura!"

Student of Class 3-Z. Usually with Katsura. Communicates using placards. (⊙ө⊙). 180cm tall. Uses polite language but is incredibly blunt. Good at going along with the mood.

Student of Class 3-Z. Capable of creating dark matter through cooking. Shinpachi Shimura's older sister. Absolutely loathes Isao Kondo. The scariest person in Class 3-Z when angry. Frequently orders Dom Pérignon. ...Female Gorilla.

Student of Class 3-Z. Short for "Totally Useless Middle-aged Man." Real name Taizo Hasegawa. Always looking for a part-time job.