The protagonist and the leader of the capitalist bloc. He leads the EU and NATO, standing in opposition to the Warsaw Pact during the Cold War.

The leader of the Warsaw Pact. Along with allies North Koreaball, Venezuelaball, Iranball, and Cubaball, he seeks to dismantle the free world's EU and NATO. He loves vodka.

Ranked 4th in the free world's NATO alliance. He keeps North Korea in check and is currently developing nuclear submarines.

Ranked 5th in the free world's NATO alliance. Since the Soviet Union is right on his doorstep, many American bases are stationed in his territory.

Ranked 2nd in the free world's NATO alliance. He always carries tea. The English Channel protects him from communist landings, and he dreams of the British Empire.

Ranked 3rd in the free world's NATO alliance. He remembers the defeat caused by Russia during the Napoleonic era and keeps a close eye on Sovietball.

Ranked 6th in the Warsaw Pact. He supports the communist bloc with his vast oil reserves.

Ranked 3rd in the Warsaw Pact. He is at odds with the US and is causing oil prices to rise by blockading the Strait of Hormuz.

Ranked 4th in the Warsaw Pact. He has plans for a surprise attack on the US, but they have yet to be realized.

Ranked 5th in the communist Warsaw Pact. He is the rival of South Korea and regrets that the Korean War ended in a truce. He ends his sentences with "-da-woo."