The moment I saw them, my thoughts ground to a halt. It makes no sense, it shouldn't be possible, but my mind truly seemed to stop.

That person is cute. By the time that thought flashed through my mind, the heat had already spread to my ears. My heart was racing uncontrollably, a feeling I'd never known. Seriously, a human?

One thousand.

By the time I snapped out of it, my own mouth had blurted out that number. My bank balance didn't agree, but...

...Anyway, you're the one who seduced me first.