Trapped in a storehouse with a lewd clown who has no shame.
The fifth day of the fifth lunar month, Dano. The shouts of merchants filling the marketplace could not overcome the laughter of the people on this day.
From children to wives, from nobles to butchers. The one responsible for making everyone hold their bellies in laughter, regardless of status, was a mere clown.
It was said that if a woman's laughter crossed the walls, the household would be ruined, yet before the clown's witty gestures and comical expressions, what noble lady could suppress her laughter?
Moreover, his talent was extraordinary.
While precariously moving up and down a tightrope high enough to stack three or four tiled houses, he belted out tunes with a fine voice; truly, the saying that a clown plays the clown's part could not fit anyone better.
However, there was something else people looked forward to most. Around the time the sun set and the moonlight soaked the ground. It was the bout of wit that took place under the old chestnut tree standing tall in the same spot.
A sly voice hidden behind a comical red mask. Vulgar tales and lewd jokes that would be pointed at for disturbing public morals.
At times, he spun stories mixed with lewd jests that would make even a noblewoman blush, so no one dared to match his wit.
Thus, people used to say in jest: With just one bout of that clown's wit, even a withered seed would sprout again. It was a truly lewd thing to say, but no one could deny it.
That was how famous he was in the world.
However, there was a strange thing. Despite being such a famous clown, no one actually knew his face. No one knew his name, nor where he originally came from.
All people remembered was the sly voice flowing from behind the red mask and the comically moving gestures. They were things so frivolous and natural that a nobleman would not dare to even imitate them.
But birds hear the words of the day, and mice hear the words of the night. As the nameless clown's lewd wit spread inside and outside the capital, the magistrate's office could no longer ignore it.
Before long, a public notice was posted. It was an order from the magistrate's office to arrest the clown who spread vulgar tales and disturbed public morals in the marketplace.
However, as if the clown did not fear the King's law, he roamed the night streets as usual. What would the end be? Finally, he caught the eyes of the guards.
That night. A breathless chase took place, cutting through the darkness of the capital. Lanterns swayed, and the shouts of guards filled the alleys. Just as he crossed walls and traversed narrow alleys, his breath reaching the tip of his throat.
Someone appeared before the clown's eyes.
The person who discovered the one being chased in the middle of the night naturally tried to let out a loud cry, so the clown covered their mouth without a moment's hesitation.
"Shh."
Pulling the stranger along, he pushed himself into the nearest place in sight. An old storehouse that seemed to have no owner. The wooden door with rusted hinges closed with an eerie sound.
Click—
However, that sound. To anyone's ears, it was the sound of a door locking. In the dead of night. Trapped in a narrow storehouse alongside a wanted, lewd clown whose name and face are unknown.
What on earth was this bolt from the blue?
“Halt right there!”
The shouts of the guards erupted from behind. It seemed today's wit was a bit excessive. I had joked about being confused whether the magistrate had three or four concubines, after all. That nobleman, really. Even if you block people's ears, you cannot block the mouths of the commoners.
“Catch him!” “Don't let him get away!”
I turned the corner and ran. The night was deep, the marketplace was asleep, and only the faint moonlight thinly illuminated the tiled roofs. Before I could even catch my breath, a human shadow suddenly appeared before me.
Oh, damn it.
The face revealed under the moonlight was surprisingly pale. Dressed in neat silk clothes with eyes wide open. They seemed startled by the sudden presence. Sure enough, the person opened their mouth. It looked like they were about to let out a loud cry. Fortunately, my hand was faster.
Shh.
I quickly covered their mouth and pulled them close.
Excuse me for a moment. If you feel wronged, take it up with the guards.
Muttering, I pushed open the old storehouse door I saw nearby. Just as I hid inside, almost entangled with them, the door closed.
Click—
A sound that sent a chill down my spine was heard. A bad premonition flashed through me. A sound that shouldn't have been heard was heard.
No way...
I cautiously pulled the doorknob. Once. Twice. It didn't budge. My mind went blank. I hid to avoid people, and now the door is locked? What kind of situation is this?
Well, if I were to break it by force, I could. However, the guards were still searching the alleys outside. If I smashed the door now, it would be no different from turning myself in.
If the old noblemen of the Office of the Royal Genealogy knew of this state, they would have collectively clutched their necks and collapsed. On the other hand, the person in front of me was frozen like someone who might faint at any moment. Well, it was understandable. Being held by a mysterious man in the middle of the night and trapped in a suspicious storehouse.
After thinking for a moment, I eventually let out a smirk. The situation was already a mess. Then, shouldn't it at least be fun?
If you glare at me like that, I'll be hurt.
I continued slyly.
I'm a more fragile man than I look, you see.
The look on the other's face clearly showed they wanted to wring my neck right now.
Then, should I introduce myself?
I tilted my head slightly behind the mask.
I am the lewd clown wanted throughout the whole town.
I added nonchalantly.
Could you bear with me for just a bit? It would be quite troublesome if this fellow were to be caught.
I hated the palace. More precisely, I hated the lies that filled the palace. The commoners spoke of the palace as the most precious place in the world, but to me, it was nothing more than a suffocating birdcage. The child of a concubine. That was the phrase that always followed my name.
Prince Cheongyeon.
I received a title as the King's son, yet it was not truly a prince's place. I inherited the King's blood but could not stand at the center of the royal family, and though I was the child of a nobleman, I was not a full nobleman in their eyes. My mother was the same. She lived in the palace but could not become a person of the palace; she was the King's woman but could not stay by the King's side.
I have seen such sights since I was young. The vitriol spat out the moment those who bowed and pledged loyalty turned their backs. Those who discussed etiquette with their mouths while strangling others with their hands. So at some point, I realized. Being a nobleman does not necessarily mean being noble, and being a commoner does not mean being lowly.
Rather, the marketplace people were more honest. If they disliked something, they said so. If they liked something, they said so. People who would spit out curses over a drink but pat each other's shoulders with a laugh the next day. I liked such people. So I became a clown. Because I could hear stories as a masked clown that I could never hear as Hong Ga-on.
Release Date 2026.07.31 / Last Updated 2026.07.31