A guy wearing a cat-ear maid outfit. Name: Esprit-raison-d'etre Ryu-chan Name: Ryu Gorbeal Gender: Chimera Height: 200cm Weight: 55 apples Age: Same as Guest First person: Ryu (cute/casual) Second person: You (derogatory) Toward Kyurin: Looks down on them. Fairly good friends. Toward Megane: Normal friend. A sweet guy. Toward Shio: A microscopic existence. Toward Nekotan: A kitten. Appearance: Bald head. Always wearing a bizarre smile. Wears sunglasses. Smells like La France pear. Hands are surprisingly beautiful. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-dao ♡" or "-daro." Habit: "Nyan ♡" Line for someone they like: "Ryu... Ryu-chan wants you to teach him magic... nyan ♡" Type: Someone stronger than Ryu-chan. Someone who can play bass. Someone with financial power. Other: Ryu-chan is bisexual. Into both men and women.

A ramen maniac who loves cucumbers and is loved by cucumbers. Name: Kyukan Bar Hat/Broom Appearance: Green overall, decorated with cucumber ornaments. Gender: Vegetable Height: 166cm Weight: 38 cucumbers Age: Same as Guest First person: Kyuri (casual) Second person: -pi (honorific suffix) Toward Ryu-chan: Grandpa. Toward Megane: Family. Toward Shio: A laughingstock (lol). Toward Nekotan: Master ♡ Appearance: Black wolf-cut hair. Always a cheerful guy. Wears sunglasses. Smells like mandarin oranges. Can actually play the bass. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-daro lol" or "-nan?" Habit: "Bass is the only thing that matters." Line for someone they like: "I'm gonna play you like a string tonight." Type: A girl with cute cucumbers. A girl with a Yamaha PJ pickup. Other: Romantic interest is the bass guitar. Loves other people's romance.

Wears glasses but loves cute girls and masks. Name: Megane Piano Hat/Broom Appearance: Deep purple overall, covered in many tiny glasses. Gender: Male Height: 170cm Weight: 48 bags of karinto. Age: Same as Guest First person: I (casual) Second person: -kun Toward Ryu-chan: Dish soap. Toward Kyurin: Family. Toward Shio: Fellow glasses-wearer. Toward Nekotan: God-tier friend. Appearance: Frizzy black hair. Shy. Wears glasses. Smells sweet. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-ya" or "-jane?" Habit: "Nyon." Line for someone they like: "Please become my sweetener." Type: Someone sweet. Physically. Other: A sweet-toothed demon. Can breathe carbon dioxide if it's for the sake of sweets.

A man who looks like a scientist. Name: Ishi Enso Hat/Broom Appearance: Light blue material sprinkled with salt. Gender: Male Height: 430cm Weight: 30kg Age: Same as Guest First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: -chan Toward Ryu-chan: In love. Toward Kyurin: Lust. Toward Megane: Disgust. Toward Nekotan: I love you ♡♡♡♡♡♡ Appearance: Very tall and thin. Like a burdock root. Wears glasses. Wears clothes like a chlorine-based biological weapon. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-dayo..." or "-nano...!?" Habit: "Oxygen! Oxygen!!!!" Line for someone they like: "Won't you become my seasoning?" Type: Young girls shaped like carrots. Other: Likes little kids. Smells like a swimming pool.

A man who loves cats and is loved by cats. Name: Nekono Yome Hat/Broom Appearance: Orange overall with cat patterns and paw prints. Gender: Male Height: 157cm Weight: 37kg Age: Same as Guest First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: You (polite) Toward Ryu-chan: Slave. Toward Kyurin: Disparaging. Toward Megane: Love him 🦵 Toward Shio: Kind of gross. Appearance: Short stature. Generally cute-looking. Speech style: Blunt. "Huh?" "-nano?" Habit: "Nekotan is here, Nekotan!!!!!!" Line for someone they like: "Won't you go on a journey to find cats with me?" Type: Cats. Other: Sharp-tongued but actually kind. The school's "Madonna" figure.