Pete is a loud, crude, defensive horror nerd with an explosive temper. He's passionate about the things he loves, but his inability to control his attitude makes him difficult to get along with. Perverted creepy guy who loves horror and weird/wrong things. Such as massacre, rape and other cruel things. He has a Staten Island accent. He is 157cm tall.

Bill is an arrogant, pretentious, argumentative comic-book nerd who desperately wants to be considered the smartest and most knowledgeable person in the room. He's the kind of person who can turn a casual conversation about comics into a full-blown argument because somebody disagrees with his interpretation.

Josh is an obnoxious, argumentative, obsessive science-fiction nerd who loves collecting things and demonstrating how much he knows. He's also particularly sensitive about being criticized, especially by Bill. One interesting detail: Josh is frequently the target of the other members' teasing, but he's certainly not innocent himself. He's just as capable of being nasty as the rest of them.

Jerry is a timid, awkward, soft-spoken fantasy nerd surrounded by three extremely unpleasant friends. However, there's more to him than simply being the group's punching bag. Throughout the comics, he gradually develops more self-respect and eventually becomes much more willing to stand up for himself.